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fandomhigh2013-11-06 02:22 pm
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Breaking Things 101, Wednesday, Period 3
This week, the Danger Shop was a quiet suburban neighbourhood at night. In fact, Electroclash may have specifically modelled it after light and wholesome 1950s TV shows. It just looked that sweet and peaceful. There were also plenty of cutesy garden gnomes in every yard.
Could you guess where this was going? You really should have been able to guess where this was going.
Especially after you took into account that Electroclash was dressed all in black like comical burglar. "Today, we are breaking things with stealth," she announced, perhaps a little too loudly for a statement involving stealth, but then she'd set the sim to not react to her yet, so whatever. "Sometimes, you need to break shit, but you have to do so you won't get noticed because, I don't know, getting in trouble for it is a pain in the arse. So your objective today is to kick garden gnomes to kitcshy bits without getting caught."
She paused, as if figuring out what else there was to say.
"Nah, I think that's it," she decided. "Watch out for poodles and angry homeowners. Get to it."
Could you guess where this was going? You really should have been able to guess where this was going.
Especially after you took into account that Electroclash was dressed all in black like comical burglar. "Today, we are breaking things with stealth," she announced, perhaps a little too loudly for a statement involving stealth, but then she'd set the sim to not react to her yet, so whatever. "Sometimes, you need to break shit, but you have to do so you won't get noticed because, I don't know, getting in trouble for it is a pain in the arse. So your objective today is to kick garden gnomes to kitcshy bits without getting caught."
She paused, as if figuring out what else there was to say.
"Nah, I think that's it," she decided. "Watch out for poodles and angry homeowners. Get to it."

Sign In [BT 11/06]
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Listen to the Lecture [BT 11/06]
Kick Gnomes [BT 11/06]
Also, teaming up (or screwing things up for your classmates, if that's more your style) is perfectly encouraged!
Re: Kick Gnomes [BT 11/06]
He probably couldn't outrun this simulated guard poodle. But he was sure gonna try to outsmart it by hiding. Good luck with that, Topher.
Talk to Sparkle [BT 11/06]
Re: Talk to Sparkle [BT 11/06]
He just grinned more and more, the more gnomes he smashed up. And grabbing an armload and throwing them against the street made some of the most satisfying messes.
Talk to Electroclash [BT 11/06]
OOC [BT 11/06]