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fandomhigh2013-10-30 01:12 pm
electrocynic) wrote in fandomhigh2013-10-30 01:12 pm
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Breaking Things 101, Wednesday, Period 3
Danger Shop again! Except this week, it appeared to be empty. Just a clinical white space with nothing anywhere. Except obviously the students, and Electroclash with a –– was that a knife? That was definitely a knife. Yes, there was a knife in her hand, and some more of them by her feet on the floor.
"No, we're not stabbing people today." She thought she should get that out there first. In case anyone worried. "They're sim knives, so you can't accidentally do a Van Gogh and slice your ear off, either. Nah, we're doing much more fun things today." And as if on cue – because it was! – a mango appeared out of thin air, flying at Electroclash. She sliced it with the knife, with an exaggerated hi-yah! just for funsies.
Yes, kids, you were basically playing Fruit Ninja today. Except in a full body simulation.
"Got it?" Electroclash asked once the mango halves fell harmlessly to the floor. They stayed there because she'd thought it was much more fun to keep the evidence of their kills around. "Pick up your knives and start slashing fruit apart. Also, try not to get brained by a coconut. It'd be fucking hilarious, but since they're only simulations, also bloody embarrassing for you."
"No, we're not stabbing people today." She thought she should get that out there first. In case anyone worried. "They're sim knives, so you can't accidentally do a Van Gogh and slice your ear off, either. Nah, we're doing much more fun things today." And as if on cue – because it was! – a mango appeared out of thin air, flying at Electroclash. She sliced it with the knife, with an exaggerated hi-yah! just for funsies.
Yes, kids, you were basically playing Fruit Ninja today. Except in a full body simulation.
"Got it?" Electroclash asked once the mango halves fell harmlessly to the floor. They stayed there because she'd thought it was much more fun to keep the evidence of their kills around. "Pick up your knives and start slashing fruit apart. Also, try not to get brained by a coconut. It'd be fucking hilarious, but since they're only simulations, also bloody embarrassing for you."
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