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Current Affairs [Thursday, September 19, 2013]
"Ye mess up me iPad and ye'll be stuffed 'n mounted," Josh warned the parrot on his shoulder angrily as the students arrived.
"Shiver me timbers," he continued with a little "I can't help it" eyeroll, "but it be Thursday again, which means it be time fer yer class o' current affairs!"
He held up his iPad. "Today I be wantin' t' focus, not on how Syria's Assad is naught but a lyin' bilgerat who be claimin' not t' believe the UN's assessment that be sayin' he be usin' chemical weapons on his own people, but instead upon how all members o' the Grand Old Party should be keelhauled, tarred 'n feathered 'n made to walk the plank fer takin' us YET AGAIN to the brink o' a government shut down because apparently the FORTY OTHER TIMES THEY BE TRYIN' 'N FAILIN' TO OVERRIDE THE HEALTH CARE BILL BE NOT A HINT THAT NO ONE BE WANTIN' THEM TO DO THAT."
Yeah, even in pirate, Josh would rant about the Republicans in the House.
"Today, tell me what punishment ye be findin' fittin' fer such low-down thievin' cowards. Ye in the hat there--ye start."
"Shiver me timbers," he continued with a little "I can't help it" eyeroll, "but it be Thursday again, which means it be time fer yer class o' current affairs!"
He held up his iPad. "Today I be wantin' t' focus, not on how Syria's Assad is naught but a lyin' bilgerat who be claimin' not t' believe the UN's assessment that be sayin' he be usin' chemical weapons on his own people, but instead upon how all members o' the Grand Old Party should be keelhauled, tarred 'n feathered 'n made to walk the plank fer takin' us YET AGAIN to the brink o' a government shut down because apparently the FORTY OTHER TIMES THEY BE TRYIN' 'N FAILIN' TO OVERRIDE THE HEALTH CARE BILL BE NOT A HINT THAT NO ONE BE WANTIN' THEM TO DO THAT."
Yeah, even in pirate, Josh would rant about the Republicans in the House.
"Today, tell me what punishment ye be findin' fittin' fer such low-down thievin' cowards. Ye in the hat there--ye start."
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Keelhaul Them All! [9/19]
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This was so weird. So, so, so weird.
"We take away their measure o' grog and their access to sawbones--" by which Kathy meant pensions and heath insurance "--an' see if they change their bloody tunes."
Re: Keelhaul Them All! [9/19]
Re: Keelhaul Them All! [9/19]
Talk to Josh!
OOC