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Care for Magical Creatures; Monday, Period Four [ 09/02 ].
It was kind of funny, having a Danger Shop to look a little like a classroom, but Minsc did need it for the magical creatures later on. But he took an almost weird amusement for having everything start like a normal class when he knew it wouldn't be like that for very long. He let the students file in and take a seat, leaning on the desk in front of the room with his big arms crossed over his chest and an amused look on his face. His hamster obediently settled on his shoulder, gnawing on a baby carrot.
"Do we have everyone?" he asked, once everyone seemed settled. "Good! Welcome to Care for Magical Creatures! I am Minsc, and this is my giant miniature space hamster Boo! This semester, we will lead you through the caring of many magical creatures, from the little to the big, the pretty to the smelly, the adorable and the ugly! Today, of course, is our very first day, and so we will mostly be getting to know one enough because in this class, we will be a team and a team that works together, stays together.
"So let us keep this simple today! I would like to know who you are. What is your name? Where are you from? Why are you taking this class and what magical creature are you looking forward to learning about most? I shall start!
"My name is Minsc, and I am from a place called Rashemen! It is very far away from here. I am taking this class because I have to or else there would be no one else to teach it, and I am most looking forward to the class about giant miniature space hamsters, because then you will all get to know Boo!
"Alright!" Minsc beamed at the students. "Who is next? And, when we are finished, we will have a little treat, because this won't take all day, unless any of you feel particularly chatty..."
[[ the OCD, she isa comin' up! ]]
"Do we have everyone?" he asked, once everyone seemed settled. "Good! Welcome to Care for Magical Creatures! I am Minsc, and this is my giant miniature space hamster Boo! This semester, we will lead you through the caring of many magical creatures, from the little to the big, the pretty to the smelly, the adorable and the ugly! Today, of course, is our very first day, and so we will mostly be getting to know one enough because in this class, we will be a team and a team that works together, stays together.
"So let us keep this simple today! I would like to know who you are. What is your name? Where are you from? Why are you taking this class and what magical creature are you looking forward to learning about most? I shall start!
"My name is Minsc, and I am from a place called Rashemen! It is very far away from here. I am taking this class because I have to or else there would be no one else to teach it, and I am most looking forward to the class about giant miniature space hamsters, because then you will all get to know Boo!
"Alright!" Minsc beamed at the students. "Who is next? And, when we are finished, we will have a little treat, because this won't take all day, unless any of you feel particularly chatty..."
[[ the OCD, she is

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Introductions! - CfmC, 09/02.
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"I'm Karolina Dean," she introduced herself, with a smile. "And I'm from... Well, Los Angeles." Maybe that still held true, as much as she felt like she should also have worked Majesdane in there somewhere. "And, I don't know. I find myself pretty curious about giant miniature space hamsters, right now?"
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next canon catch-upsomeday."Re: Introductions! - CfmC, 09/02.
Or, at least, nowhere that he wanted to talk about, and he didn't have the heart to keep saying he was from Kansas.
"I'm taking this class because you never know what kind of creatures you'll run into, especially around here, and I guess I'd like to learn about dragons. The headmistress of my old school had a little purple alien dragon, and he substituted for a couple of classes before I came here."
There had been a few death threats. Lockheed had a... very particular sort of way with children.
Re: Introductions! - CfmC, 09/02.
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Mavis tucked her hair behind one ear as she added, "There's a big world out there, though. Or I guess a big lot of worlds! So I'd love to find out about creatures I haven't met at all yet."
So yes. Giant space hamster? A-OK with this young lady.
Magical Creature! - CfMC, 09/02.
Here, he lead the students out through one of the classroom doors, which lead not out into the bright and sunny meadow that could be seen from the classroom windows, but rather into a deep, dark cavern reeking of sulphur and brimstone. Great spires of dark, twisting rocks twisted from both the ceiling and the floor, while rivers of molten lava seemed to lazy bubble by. Somewhere in the distance, one could hear a tortured scream echoing through the caverns.
"Welcome," said Minsc, "to hell. Or Tartaros. Or the Underworld. It goes by many names, but, in many places, it serves as a gateway for the living to pass into the world of the dead. And many gateways usually have guards. In many of these underworlds, that guard is a Cerberus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cerberus). Now, these many-headed canine creatures can guard many things, and the number of their heads can vary, but they are most typically seen with three. They are tough charges, let me tell you, dedicated to their jobs of keeping things out of where they should not be. But just like dogs that may only have one head, all they need to be loyal to their owner is a good amount of food and play and love.
"Today, I would like you to all spend a little time caring for a Cerberus of your own. Now, just be careful and don't let those fearsome jaws bite you! Are you ready? Here we go!"
He gave a whistle, and, from the dark shadows of the underworld, came bounding...about a dozen tiny little three-headed Cerberus puppies. Instead of fearsome growls, there were excited yaps, and they pranced around playing with each other and looking at the students with six pairs of hopeful eyes and wagging tails. Minsc started to bring out baskets of little dog toys and snackies for the students to use, too.
"Have fun!"
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He was pretty sure he couldn't smuggle these guys into his room. Partly because he was pretty sure they were danger shop simulations, and partly because between himself and the dog he already had, there wasn't exactly enough room.
Oh, but he was tempted.
Re: Magical Creature! - CfMC, 09/02.
Teenage girl. Effective equivalent of three puppies.
PUPPY PUPPY PUPPY.
"Who's the fluffiest puppy ever? You? No, you. No, wait, you!"
Talk to Minsc and Boo - CfmC, 09/02.
Re: Talk to Minsc and Boo - CfmC, 09/02.
"Do my eyes deceive me?" she teased, "Or is that a miniature space hamster? I do believe I have only ever seen one other example of the species before."
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