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Practical Etiquette [Thursday, August 8, 2013, 2nd period]
"Good morning, everyone," Josh said as the class filled the Danger Shop, this time programmed to look like a busy airport terminal.
You lucky, lucky things.
"Today you're going to experience the joys of modern travel," Josh said, "which should probably be used as a final exam but I don't really care that much. This is, of course, a simulation so you're not really going anywhere today, unless it's to airline security because there's nowhere on the planet that people are stupider than in an airport. True story."
"Don't kill anyone today," he concluded, sitting down in a rickety iron chair at a fast-food joint and sipping from his coffee cup. "Bye."
You lucky, lucky things.
"Today you're going to experience the joys of modern travel," Josh said, "which should probably be used as a final exam but I don't really care that much. This is, of course, a simulation so you're not really going anywhere today, unless it's to airline security because there's nowhere on the planet that people are stupider than in an airport. True story."
"Don't kill anyone today," he concluded, sitting down in a rickety iron chair at a fast-food joint and sipping from his coffee cup. "Bye."
Re: Have a good trip!
He called the flight attendant and ordered a drink. He thanked the attendant, took a sip and then spilled it on the dude's leg. The dude moved his leg pretty quick and while Jim did apologize, he smirked as soon as the guy got up to go wash up.
And then he stretched out and put his arm on his arm rest. Done!