Hunting 101, Wednesday (3rd Period)

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"Hey guys, welcome to your last class with us, unless you're going to come back for more in the next session--which you definitely should," Sam said with a smile as everyone got settled. "Since today's our final day, we thought it would be a good idea to have you take a little quiz."

Sam thought tests were a good indicator that people had been paying attention in class. Dean thought it would be fun to piss off some of the students. Sorry kids, you never had a chance.

"It won't be hard or anything, and when you're done you're free to go and enjoy the rest of your day. I think I speak for Dean and myself when I say it's been really awesome getting to talk to you guys for the last few weeks." Okay, maybe he was only speaking for himself, but he was going to pretend Dean shared the sentiment, so there.

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Question 1

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When faced with a demon, the best way to take it out is:
a) Set it on fire.
b) Perform an exorcism.
c) Stab it with something pointy.
d) Cry and run away.

Re: Question 1

[tigerundercover]

c), a), b), then d). b) is the only one that'll be effective, but the rest will make you feel better.

Yeah, Raven was taking this test as seriously as she'd taken the rest of this class.

Question 2

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Which of these is not a sign you're dealing with a shape-shifter?
a) Gross piles of discarded skin.
b) Glowing eyes in pictures and video.
c) A silver allergy.
d) An out-of-style haircut.

Re: Question 2

[tigerundercover]

Raven's answer to this question was a three page diatribe about prejudice, metal allergies, and how apparently shape-shifters in Sam and Dean's world had no concept of personal hygiene and cleanliness, and how all three of these factors contributed to the culture of them turning evil and killing each other.

And then noted that she thought shape-shifters probably all had really great hair, and that Sam and Dean were clearly jealous.

Question 3

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What's the best way to not get bitten by a werewolf?
a) Avoid going outside on the full moon.
b) Talk nicely to it and tell it you're its friend.
c) Stab it with silver.
d) Let it bite you because werewolves are awesome.

Re: Question 3

[tigerundercover]

Depends on the werewolf. In this town, I'm guessing the answer is "buy the person a drink".

Question 4

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Free response: What's one thing, not already covered, that you learned from this class?

Re: Question 4

[tigerundercover]

Late 20th century movie making has gone totally to crap. And is possibly color blind.

And I guess that hunters from other worlds aren't necessarily ENTIRELY trigger happy and if approached carefully can handle certain sensitive information. So thanks for that much at least.

Well. There was maybe one bit of the class she'd taken seriously.