http://bugofjustice.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-02-16 06:39 am

Advanced Criminal Justice, Class 12, Period 1, 02.16.06

[OOC: More Police Squad! This time I actually found a way for discussion to happen based on it. Class Info Post.]

The Tick was standing at the podium at the front of the class as the students walked in.

"Hello, class! Turn your essays in to Rory."

"Today, we'll be talking about another case from Police Squad. Now, this may be a surprise to some of you, but the sport of boxing has often been tied to organized crime. After the suspicious suicide of a boxer who had just won the biggest fight of his career - and when I say suspicious, I mean that in addition to being hung with a noose there was also a bomb blast and bullet holes, which, if you're going to commit suicide, it a bit much, really - Sgt. Drebin went undercover."

"Det. Drebin took up the identity 'Bob Kelly, Boxing Manager.' Drebin found a crooked boxer he felt he could turn straight named Buddy Briggs, participated in an illegal poker game to win Briggs' contract. Drebin helped him train and together they drew the Champ - who was in the pocket of a crime boss named Montague Martin - into a fight. Briggs won the fight and fingered Martin as the head of this web of crime that was the local boxing scene after Drebin recued Mrs. Briggs from a kidnapping by Martin's men."

"All this was unnecessary in terms of the original murder, though. A hair found at the scene proved that a hitman by the name of Luca Burnett, a known associate of Martin was in the room at the time of the murder, solving the actual crime ten minutes into the episode."

"So my question to you today is a question of ethics. Given that the original murder had been solved already, was it acceptable for Police Squad to participate in that illegal poker game and then risk the lives of a boxer and his wife without them knowing they were working with the police? Does going that extra distance to prove the larger crime worth the bent laws and use of unwitting citizens? Does it matter that the unwitting citizens were tied in some was to said larger crime? Does it matter that Police Squad is a special division of the police force? Mind you, this isn't exactly atypical, even though Police Squad itself is quite strange. I'm just asking you if it is Right."

Re: Essays!

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2006-02-16 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Former Principal Bristow was a force for both justice and mercy here at Fandom High during his tenure. His actions in reinstating Angel after the souling of Angelus seemed to me, at the time, to completely inconsiderate of the victims of Angelus’s crimes; but he did take into account that Angel is, in some ways, just as much a victim of that alter-ego. Allowing Angel to stay gave him a chance to make reparations to his victims, and also provided another force for the defense of justice and safety here at FH. Justice is not simply about punishment, but about the greater good for the public as a whole.

Principal Bristow was also responsible for giving us the Christmas Pageant, which brought joy, laughter, and education to the holiday season for all. Malefactors who were guilty of amusing misdemeanors were given the chance to amuse a much greater audience, thus tailoring the consequences of their actions to fit them. Finally, I personally owe Principal Bristow for his quick and expeditious handling of offenses made against myself and the happy image of Michael being killed with a spoon as soon as he got to L.A. and keeping the circumstances of that offense as private as possible, sparing me much greater pain.

I can not say that his judgment was perfect, or his actions were always beyond reproach; but I can say that he was as impartial in his punishments and straightforward in his assessments as his position allowed, and that Fandom High was lucky to have him as an administrator during his tenure.