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Hunting 101 - Wednesday
"Okay, kids," Dean said, taking a seat on the teacher's desk. Look at him being all teacherly. And nary a dodgeball in sight! "Today we're gonna talk about shape-shifters. The kind that can turn into anyone they want, not the ones that grow fur and fangs. Those'll be covered next week."
"I apologize to anyone who ate right before class, because this might get kind of gross," Sam said with his best puppyface. "Like Dean said, shape-shifters can take on the appearance of anyone they want, and the ones we're familiar with do it by, well, shedding their skin with each new appearance. Literally."
That got a smile out of Dean. Because he was a twisted individual. "If they see you, they can look like you. And if they look like you, they start being able to think like you. And we mean literally. They have some weird ability to get your memories and and mannerisms. Which makes them harder than hell to catch when they start killing people."
"Not all of them are automatically killers," Sam said. He was still determined to be the diplomatic one here. "But it's pretty easy to get away with crimes when you can change how you look whenever authorities get too close."
"Or impersonate the cop investigating the crime..." Dean shook his head. "Easy way to check. Cameras. They can look normal everywhere but on film. Their eyes glow like they're on fire or something."
"And, probably obviously, finding a pile of gross skin sitting around is a bad sign too." This was the anti-eating class, seriously.
"Oh, and teeth. Hair too." DAMN IT, BOYS. Dean clapped his hands together. "Alright, how to stop these suckers is simple. Silver works on them. If you're fresh out of silver... decapitation. Which works for a lot of things, really. When it doubt, remove the head and burn the remains."
"We're not going to have you practice that sort of thing yet." Suck it up, Dean. "For now, we're going to give you guys some cameras and have you practice your photography skills. Taking pictures when something strange is going on is always a good idea in general. Snapping good shots of suspicious people takes a little practice, so try to get your shots without stopping and focusing for too long. You might not get the chance to take your time."
"I apologize to anyone who ate right before class, because this might get kind of gross," Sam said with his best puppyface. "Like Dean said, shape-shifters can take on the appearance of anyone they want, and the ones we're familiar with do it by, well, shedding their skin with each new appearance. Literally."
That got a smile out of Dean. Because he was a twisted individual. "If they see you, they can look like you. And if they look like you, they start being able to think like you. And we mean literally. They have some weird ability to get your memories and and mannerisms. Which makes them harder than hell to catch when they start killing people."
"Not all of them are automatically killers," Sam said. He was still determined to be the diplomatic one here. "But it's pretty easy to get away with crimes when you can change how you look whenever authorities get too close."
"Or impersonate the cop investigating the crime..." Dean shook his head. "Easy way to check. Cameras. They can look normal everywhere but on film. Their eyes glow like they're on fire or something."
"And, probably obviously, finding a pile of gross skin sitting around is a bad sign too." This was the anti-eating class, seriously.
"Oh, and teeth. Hair too." DAMN IT, BOYS. Dean clapped his hands together. "Alright, how to stop these suckers is simple. Silver works on them. If you're fresh out of silver... decapitation. Which works for a lot of things, really. When it doubt, remove the head and burn the remains."
"We're not going to have you practice that sort of thing yet." Suck it up, Dean. "For now, we're going to give you guys some cameras and have you practice your photography skills. Taking pictures when something strange is going on is always a good idea in general. Snapping good shots of suspicious people takes a little practice, so try to get your shots without stopping and focusing for too long. You might not get the chance to take your time."

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Still, he picked up a camera and began dutifully taking some really bad shots. Like, really bad. He had no practice with this.
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Well, she was pretty sure, anyway. She actually didn't have pictures taken of her very often. Which would be way she's attempting a selfie over here. You know, just in case.
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While he wasn't from the past like Raven was, Alec did tend to act like somebody's grandfather when it came to technology.
"There, at least it's... on." He thought. "Ready?"
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Alec checked the thumbnail on the screen before passing it back to Raven. "Another impressive class session, right?" he asked dryly.
Alec was learning how to express his grumpiness through sarcasm. It was a slow process.
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Ha.
"Does any of this," she gestured to encompass the class, the 'crap' part unsaid but clear in her tone, "ring true for your world?"
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Really, they pretty much just killed demons.
"What about yours?"
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"There are people with some different abilities," Raven said, and yes, there was a bit of extra emphasis on the word "people". "Some of them can change shape. But they don't shed." She tilted her head. "What do you do with them, then?"
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Silver and decapitation her ass.
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He shrugged uncomfortably. "If they use the shapeshifting to kill people, that's one thing, but otherwise... there's not really any justification to go after them."
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Because that was important.
"In my world, some people... know to be on the lookout for dangerous, um, people - and demons - but most don't. The ones who don't usually shouldn't be passing judgment."
Said the guy whose friends these days were mostly mundanes. Some of his prejudices were pretty sticky.
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"So . . . you don't just assume it has to be some evil thing and then go find an evil thing to kill for it?"
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And Alec was pretty much the most Law-abiding Shadowhunter around.
"Why are you so curious?"
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Anyway.
"Sorry yours is," he offered. "And that theirs is." He nodded at the teachers. "People are sometimes..." He trailed off.
'Ignorant' would be a good word. Or 'jerkasses.'
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Well. He nodded to the Winchesters again.
"Shoddy."
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