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fandomhigh2013-05-04 03:07 pm
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Fandom High Graduation Ceremony, Class of 2013, Early Saturday Evening [Part 2]
As the last graduate took his seat with his diploma, a faint rumble rattled the folding chairs.
The noise grew louder and the tremors grew worse and true to Fandom graduation protocols, a invisible, impenetrable dome came down to separate the graduates from the rest of the audience.
The rumble faded away into uneasy silence.
Then:
"Dig...Lett...DIG!"
Now might be a good time to see what's in those ACME boxes, grads...
The noise grew louder and the tremors grew worse and true to Fandom graduation protocols, a invisible, impenetrable dome came down to separate the graduates from the rest of the audience.
The rumble faded away into uneasy silence.
Then:
"Dig...Lett...DIG!"
Now might be a good time to see what's in those ACME boxes, grads...

Graduates: Fight!
This little Diglett was literally jittering with excitement to be here! Or... no, actually, that wasn't what he was doing. He was going too fast too deliberately for that to be a genuine happy jitter--
--and then the ground started shaking around him.
"DIGLETT-DIG! DIGLETT-DIG!"
Several dozen of his friends popped up out of the ground to follow suit. Hold on to your hats, kids. These Digletts aren't stopping.
Neither are the localized earthquakes. Was that the empty graduate seating section that just tumbled into a fissure in the ground? Why yes, yes it was.