Library, Monday

[faithandscience.livejournal.com]

William had just settled in to his shift when he heard the sounds of a scuffle in the stacks. He headed off to investigate, and found... a half-dozen squirrels clambering up the shelves, attempting to pull down a book on how to construct a still.

"No," William shook his head firmly. "Absolutely not." The squirrels chittered at him angrily. "Look, I feel for you, I really do. But I don't believe this is the answer. Besides, do any of you even have library cards?"