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E-mail to Administration
TO: ADMIN@FANDOMHIGH.COM
FROM: MFISCHER@FANDOMHIGH.COM
SUBJECT: How many sick days do we get?
Dear Staff and Faculty Members:
I regret to inform you that I am going to miss all of my classes todaybecause I don't actually know which ones I'm in because a total psychopath belted me in the face last night, breaking both my glasses (not fashion glasses, if you were wondering) and my nose. I found my laptop and am able to write this note and request help, but I'm totally incapable of finding my way to the Clinic, much less Classics I class. Kindly excuse my absence, as I am FUCKING BLIND.
Sincerely,
Max Fischer, Room 309
FROM: MFISCHER@FANDOMHIGH.COM
SUBJECT: How many sick days do we get?
Dear Staff and Faculty Members:
I regret to inform you that I am going to miss all of my classes today
Sincerely,
Max Fischer, Room 309