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Kaidan Alenko ([personal profile] not_a_whiner) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2013-03-16 08:48 am
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Detention, the Danger Shop, Saturday

It'd taken some reshuffling of schedules to get the Danger Shop at all - or plan a detention, for that matter. Still, Kaidan had gotten it eventually.

He'd always figured regular school detention (not brain camp detention) was a lot more writing of lines and sitting quietly in a room, but the people at the office had quickly disabused him of the notion. Most detention-givers at this school were apparently quote-unquote creative. Kaidan wasn't sure if he could live up to that, exactly, but he could definitely use one or two things he'd learned in bootcamp around here.

Which meant, sorry, Cade and Sparkle, you were going to arrive to a room set up as a military obstacle course. Arranged in a circle. Oh dear.
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Re: Obstacle Course - Climb

[personal profile] myownface 2013-03-16 01:37 pm (UTC)(link)
"If you love me, Cade, you'll kill me."

If Sparkle could at all help it, he wasn't going to climb another thing for the rest of his freaking days.

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[identity profile] makemyownway.livejournal.com 2013-03-16 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"How much will you pay me for it?" Cade panted.
myownface: (Ah.)

Re: Obstacle Course - Climb

[personal profile] myownface 2013-03-16 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
"Whatever you can scavenge out of my side of my room," Sparkle wheedled. It wasn't like he was going to miss it, after all. "But you gotta feed my cat."

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[identity profile] makemyownway.livejournal.com 2013-03-16 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Cade made a face. "I don't want to feed your cat."
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Re: Obstacle Course - Climb

[personal profile] myownface 2013-03-16 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"He's a good cat. Pisses in the box like he's supposed to and everything."

Look, Cade, Sparkle couldn't make the idea of taking care of Velcro any more appealing than it already was. He was an awesome cat. You just needed to bump Sparks off and give him a chance, clearly.

Re: Obstacle Course - Climb

[identity profile] makemyownway.livejournal.com 2013-03-16 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"Can I teach him to piss in Stiles' bed instead?"

CADE.
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Re: Obstacle Course - Climb

[personal profile] myownface 2013-03-16 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"I don't see why not," Sparkle replied, grinning. See, now they were on the right track! "I mean, he's a smart cat. He'd probably piss anywhere you tell him to."

Re: Obstacle Course - Climb

[identity profile] makemyownway.livejournal.com 2013-03-16 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"See, if we'd gotten to keep the karking camel, I wouldn't be considering killing you and keeping your peeing cat," Cade said.
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Re: Obstacle Course - Climb

[personal profile] myownface 2013-03-16 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"It's funny the way the world works, isn't it?"

He looked at the slope and frowned.

"But it'd be totally worth it to not have to do this three more times."

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[identity profile] makemyownway.livejournal.com 2013-03-16 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"Assuming we don't kark up any of the parts this time," Cade added helpfully.
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Re: Obstacle Course - Climb

[personal profile] myownface 2013-03-16 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"We're so close to the end, if I manage to fuck this up now I'm going to just sit in a mud puddle until I get my ass expelled," Sparkle decided, frowning. "You wanna gimmie a boost and then I'll pull you up?"

Re: Obstacle Course - Climb

[identity profile] makemyownway.livejournal.com 2013-03-16 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sure," Cade said with a little shrug. "Maybe he'll think we learned poodoo about teamwork or something."
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