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Heppy Felenteenes Dey buys und gurls! I hupe-a thet yuoo und yuoor Felenteene-a hefe-a a fery rumunteec dey. I knoo me-a und Des Schneetzel veell.

Tudey's Menoo Is:

-Speghettee und Meetbells (joost leeke-a in thet mufeee-a veet zee tvu duggeees vhu fell in lufe-a!)

-Strevberreees und chuculete-a

-(nun-elcuhuleec) chempungne-a

-heurt sheped cuukies!

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[alchemic-bean.livejournal.com]

Edward is walking towards his usual table with a tray loaded down with food when the implications of the chef and a chicken having a romantic day catch up with him and beat him over the head with a rubber mallet.

Not surprisingly, he walks into the table instead.