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Mad Science & You: Week 13 (Tuesday, Period 3)
This week, the Danger Shop had once again been set up like a gothic castle, because apparently mad scientists were obsessed with gothic work spaces. However, unlike the previous classes, this gothic castle seemed kind of whimsical.
Prof Tomoe stood in front of a giant conveyor belt machine with a look of barely hidden disgust on his shadowy face. A man dressed all in black hid over in a dark corner, away from the class.
"Apparently there were concerns from the school board last week about me forcing you to pilot giant mechanical/angelic hybrid machines powered by the souls of dead mothers forcibly ripped from their bodies, which were trying to bring about Instrumentality by sacrificing all of humanity in order to unbirth them into the womb of a planetary-sized naked clone of Lilith. So, this week, we'll be taking a look at the ... cuddly side of mad science."
He placed his coffee cup down on the large, steampunk type machine behind him. "This is the lab of the late Dr Price. You see this machine behind me, full of gears and knives? Any guesses about what it might do?" He paused a moment for answers, before barrelling on. "It makes cookies. Cutesy shaped sugar cookies. With frosting. A perfectly good waste of mad engineering. And despite all this, it's only Dr Price's second greatest invention." He turned to the figure in the corner. "Edward?" he called.
The young man shyly walked forward, careful to keep his scissor hands aimed down at the floor. Prof Tomoe pointed at him. "Dr Price managed to create a near-human homunculus. Had Dr Price not died suddenly Edward would not have been left with these." He pointed at Edward's shears. Edward tried to hide them from the class' view. "And yet, despite the prodigious weapons attached to his arms, Edward here prefers to use them for hair cutting, and tree pruning, and ice sculpting, and other goody-goody things."
He sighed. "So for today's class, you can make some cookies. Or let Edward cut your hair. I don't care especially much."
Prof Tomoe stood in front of a giant conveyor belt machine with a look of barely hidden disgust on his shadowy face. A man dressed all in black hid over in a dark corner, away from the class.
"Apparently there were concerns from the school board last week about me forcing you to pilot giant mechanical/angelic hybrid machines powered by the souls of dead mothers forcibly ripped from their bodies, which were trying to bring about Instrumentality by sacrificing all of humanity in order to unbirth them into the womb of a planetary-sized naked clone of Lilith. So, this week, we'll be taking a look at the ... cuddly side of mad science."
He placed his coffee cup down on the large, steampunk type machine behind him. "This is the lab of the late Dr Price. You see this machine behind me, full of gears and knives? Any guesses about what it might do?" He paused a moment for answers, before barrelling on. "It makes cookies. Cutesy shaped sugar cookies. With frosting. A perfectly good waste of mad engineering. And despite all this, it's only Dr Price's second greatest invention." He turned to the figure in the corner. "Edward?" he called.
The young man shyly walked forward, careful to keep his scissor hands aimed down at the floor. Prof Tomoe pointed at him. "Dr Price managed to create a near-human homunculus. Had Dr Price not died suddenly Edward would not have been left with these." He pointed at Edward's shears. Edward tried to hide them from the class' view. "And yet, despite the prodigious weapons attached to his arms, Edward here prefers to use them for hair cutting, and tree pruning, and ice sculpting, and other goody-goody things."
He sighed. "So for today's class, you can make some cookies. Or let Edward cut your hair. I don't care especially much."
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sexy gothic threeway with Helena Bonham Carterlong career working together.Also, that third paragraph? That is the actual plot of the first Evangelion movie, plus everyone on Earth exploding into Tang powder as a naked teenage albino clone of the main character's dead mother hugs them, while Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring plays in the background. Evaaaaaaaaaa! o9
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"We could almost be twins, huh," Evan laughed, pleasantly enough. "I can make my hands into blades, too!"
Shapeshifting mutant powers, for the win! Though Evan usually preferred swords, since he really only needed that sort of thing if he was in a battle or something.
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Topher was here, and idly wondering whether he could add a scissor-paw feature on his robot dog Broca II. Or maybe a scissor-tail. That would be cool.
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