Drama! Thursday, Period Four

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Today's class was being held in the auditorium that the drama room was attached to. Why? Because today was the day for auditions! Surprise!

Could you tell that penchant for dramatic speeches aside, Thor really had no idea how to properly run a drama class?

ANYWAY.

"I hope you have all perused the script quite thoroughly!" Thor greeted the students from his spot in the audience. "As auditions shall be held today. I will need you all to pair up and choose a short section of dialogue that you would like to perform! You may refer to your script on stage, and please do inform me of which role you are auditioning for."

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Re: Perform!

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"I would have told them! Boy would I have told them? What was the matter with Joseph that he didn't tell them? Her pregnant and everything."

Sparkle looked truly scandalized as he read off the lines for the role he wanted to audition for. Scanadlized, and like he'd been performing for one crowd or other his entire life. He put his hands on his hips, he affected the most bossy tone as he could, and he became the know-it-all Herdman, complete with a cigarette (not yet lit) clamped between his teeth.

"We put Gladys in a dresser drawer."

Yes, Sparkle was putting his all into this audition.

"My God? He just got born and they're already out to kill him!"

Yes, he was auditioning for Imogene. Because he could be the bossy older sister who got to play the part of the Virgin Mary if he wanted to. Hah.

And nobody was going to burp the baby Jesus more roughly than he was.