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The Chef is clearly hungover this morning. He has sunglasses over his eyes and he's drinking water very slowly out of a bottle.

Ov. My puur heed. Guud murneeng stoodents. Pleese-a du yuoor Cheff a fefur und nut shuoot.

Tudey's Menoo Is:

-Iteleeun Veddeeng Suoop

-Stooffffed Shells

-Ruest Beeff Sundveeches

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[nadiathesaint]

Nadia tilted her head. "How many of them invovled explosions?" She took a bite of her pasta.

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

"About eight. Two others involved removing my shirt."

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"Knowing Pip, most of them," Walter interjected without understanding most of their conversation. Pip and explosions though? Definitely a pair.

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia nodded toward Walter in acknowledgement, then continued speaking with Pip. "None of them required both removing your shirt, and explosions?"

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

"That was plan Zeta, wherin we distracted the computer by removing our shirts and blew it up while it's attention was diverted."

[nadiathesaint]

"And that's the second conversation in 20 minutes that's involved the idea of me removing my shirt." Nadia raised an eyebrow. "It's true what they say: people don't want you until you're semisortofbarelymaybe attached."