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fandomhigh2012-09-12 01:29 pm
locointhecoco) wrote in fandomhigh2012-09-12 01:29 pm
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Model United Nations, Wednesday, period 1
"Welcome back, everypony!" Pinkie greeted as usual when it was time for class to begin. "I hope you all had loads of fun this week! I hear some of you even got to visit the United States of Girls over the weekend!
"But let's get right to it, today! First off, let's all take a moment to talk about some of our nations' enemies. In Equestria, we don't have too many of these. Mostly, we just have to worry about random monsters, like Cerberus, guardian of the Underworld. But sometimes, we have to deal with ponies who get themselves into trouble, like when Princess Luna let herself get too jealous of her big sister Celestia and turned into Nightmare Moon, who wanted to make it nighttime forever. Now you!"
When that was all done with, Pinkie settled into her Serious Grand Pooh-Bah pose. "Now on to business! It seems the nation of New York has been talking about banning soda pop. Clearly, this is a violation of their citizens' rights! Should we invade them?"
"But let's get right to it, today! First off, let's all take a moment to talk about some of our nations' enemies. In Equestria, we don't have too many of these. Mostly, we just have to worry about random monsters, like Cerberus, guardian of the Underworld. But sometimes, we have to deal with ponies who get themselves into trouble, like when Princess Luna let herself get too jealous of her big sister Celestia and turned into Nightmare Moon, who wanted to make it nighttime forever. Now you!"
When that was all done with, Pinkie settled into her Serious Grand Pooh-Bah pose. "Now on to business! It seems the nation of New York has been talking about banning soda pop. Clearly, this is a violation of their citizens' rights! Should we invade them?"