Study Hall -- Tuesday, September 13th

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

Welcome to Tuesday's study hall. Please try not to blow anything up.

A few announcements:

-- It's been requested that trulydeath please post office hours so that the students may know when to visit.

-- Yesterday's Junior Achievers meeting was apparently a rousing success. (OOC: As evidenced by the three hundred emails in my account when I got off work yesterday. HEE! I love email. :)) Junior Achievers should understand that I will not tolerate more than one attempt a week to take over any and all worlds, planets and dimensions without the proper permission slips.

-- Please be informed that there was a sighting of a student being shoved into locker 327. If someone could retrieve her from whichever world she landed in, it would be appreciated. If not ... well, hell, I'm sure she'll wander back eventually. Hopefully, with all of the limbs she left with.

-- The cafeteria staff would like to warn the student body that they wouldn't recommend the sweet potatoes (because they could cause you to spend the rest of the day spontaneously bursting into Billy Joel lyrics at the top of your lungs), the macaroni and cheese (because it could either cause all of your hair to fall out or grow exponentially, depending on the dosage), or the cheeseburgers (because they taste awful and are made with neither cheese nor burger).

-- There may be a small gremlin infestation in the study hall bookshelves. That's your warning.

Comments

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

The cafeteria staff would like to warn the student body that they wouldn't recommend the sweet potatoes (because they could cause you to spend the rest of the day spontaneously bursting into Billy Joel lyrics at the top of your lungs)


Wait. What? No. No no no. You can't mean that by simply eating cooked vegetables, they--



Dear Lord, no. Why do you even serve such nefarious foods?

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*Parker was about to eat the veggies, but looking appalled, she dumps them in favor of a candy bar after this rendition*

[julian-lawless.livejournal.com]

OOC: *almost snorts Coke due to hysterical laughter. Office now thinks I'm insane. Thanks so much.*

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

[OOC: You too, huh? Ow.]

[02maxwell.livejournal.com]

*hears his roommate singing at the top of his lungs*

Uh oh. *stifles laughter* Man, I'll leave you the room to yourself later--you're prolly gonna wanna write lots and lots of that depressing poetry...But hey! At least ya gotta nice singin' voice! *pats him on the back*

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

That's it Duo, you're now officially--



--officially on my "to kill" list. Once I get done with my uncle, I'm going to send for some of that poison we have lying around at home and bump you off when you're least expecting it.

Horatio and I used to sing a lot of bawdy bar songs when we got drunk. I'm impressed that you noticed.