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fandomhigh2012-07-27 12:25 pm
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Decision Making Skills, Friday, Period 4
It was Friday again, and that meant everyone's favorite enforcers were at the head of the classroom and ready to drop some knowledge bombs.
Or, you know, traumatize people. Po-Tay-Toh, Poh-Tah-Toh.
"Well, it looks like you kids survived the week. So, congrats there. Gold stars all around," Deadpool said brightly.
Bo looked less than impressed, with both the class and her colleague. "Of course, some people - like Headmistress Umbridge, for instance - have slightly higher standards for good decision-making than 'Did you die yet.'"
"Such as: How to deal with traitors!" Yeah, this was going to be a cheerful class.
Bo nodded, though she didn't stop giving Deadpool the hairy eyeball. "As satisfying as it might be to just stab the hell out of them right away--" Why yes, that was a knife with a six-inch long blade she just pulled out of her boot and was now making helpful illustrative gestures with. "Sometimes the wiser decision is to wait."
Comb that eyeball, Bo! Deadpool responded to that by pulling out a sword and oh so casually placing it on the desk. He'd played this game before, damn it. "Because maybe they can lead us to the wacky resistance members for more stabbing!"
"True." Bo wasn't putting her knife down, thanks. "Or maybe they need to be corrected for their naughty behavior, and keeping them alive will make it hurt longer."
"So!" Deadpool said, clapping his hands together like an excited kindergarten teacher. "Who wants to share with the class how best to deal with this hive of scum and villainy?"
"Bonus points," Bo added with a bit of a dreamy expression crossing her face, "for incorporating 'What Would Headmistress Umbridge Do' into your answer." The expression quickly turned stony as she added, "Unless your answer is stupid, in which case Deadpool gets to shiv you. AFTER I'm done punishing you for insulting my-- your High Inquisitor."
[OOC: Merccubus OCD is go!]
Or, you know, traumatize people. Po-Tay-Toh, Poh-Tah-Toh.
"Well, it looks like you kids survived the week. So, congrats there. Gold stars all around," Deadpool said brightly.
Bo looked less than impressed, with both the class and her colleague. "Of course, some people - like Headmistress Umbridge, for instance - have slightly higher standards for good decision-making than 'Did you die yet.'"
"Such as: How to deal with traitors!" Yeah, this was going to be a cheerful class.
Bo nodded, though she didn't stop giving Deadpool the hairy eyeball. "As satisfying as it might be to just stab the hell out of them right away--" Why yes, that was a knife with a six-inch long blade she just pulled out of her boot and was now making helpful illustrative gestures with. "Sometimes the wiser decision is to wait."
Comb that eyeball, Bo! Deadpool responded to that by pulling out a sword and oh so casually placing it on the desk. He'd played this game before, damn it. "Because maybe they can lead us to the wacky resistance members for more stabbing!"
"True." Bo wasn't putting her knife down, thanks. "Or maybe they need to be corrected for their naughty behavior, and keeping them alive will make it hurt longer."
"So!" Deadpool said, clapping his hands together like an excited kindergarten teacher. "Who wants to share with the class how best to deal with this hive of scum and villainy?"
"Bonus points," Bo added with a bit of a dreamy expression crossing her face, "for incorporating 'What Would Headmistress Umbridge Do' into your answer." The expression quickly turned stony as she added, "Unless your answer is stupid, in which case Deadpool gets to shiv you. AFTER I'm done punishing you for insulting my-- your High Inquisitor."
[OOC: Merccubus OCD is go!]
Re: Crush the resistance! [7/27]
Re: Crush the resistance! [7/27]
Re: Crush the resistance! [7/27]
"You don't like paté, I've got loads of other recipes," he told Bo. A while back, he'd "written" a cookbook by stealing other people's recipes, crossing out "chicken" or "beef", and writing in "monkey" instead. Now, he just had to change "monkey" to "Muggle", and he'd have an instant hit! "Put in a good word for me with her Umbridgeness, will you?"
Re: Crush the resistance! [7/27]
That.... probably didn't come out as unthreatening as Bo, believe it or not, meant it.
Re: Crush the resistance! [7/27]