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fandomhigh2012-06-07 09:39 am
mouthy-merc.livejournal.com) wrote in fandomhigh2012-06-07 09:39 am
Childcare for Dummies, Thursday
There was a video set up in class today, and no floppy haired Skywalker standing there to glower at the kids. No, instead they had to deal with the epic duo of Cable & Deadpool.
Sorry, class.
"Well, Skywalker is off dealing with the missus popping out a new kid, so what better time than now to learn about the miracle of birth!" Deadpool said cheerfully. "Unless you go the smart route and adopt. Though, it was really more a case of kidnap for their own safety here..."
"Wade," Cable said patiently, "Let's not ruin too much of the mystery." Or spill classified information. To-may-toe, to-mah-to.
Oh, you.
"Right, right. Storks were involved. Storks with AK-47s," he replied dreamily. "You kids get an easy class this week. Next week, prepare for the apocalypse."
"I'm not sure why Wade insisted I be here to watch this film with you," said Cable. Clearly he had no idea what was in store with him.
"Because you're an excellent Skywalker stand in if we got you a wig and Magneto style cape." A best. "No going evil, though. Or issues with lava."
Wasn't this the least confusing conversation ever?
"Thusly noted," Cable said dryly. "Class... please watch your movie. If you have any questions, we'll be at the back of the room."
Sorry, class.
"Well, Skywalker is off dealing with the missus popping out a new kid, so what better time than now to learn about the miracle of birth!" Deadpool said cheerfully. "Unless you go the smart route and adopt. Though, it was really more a case of kidnap for their own safety here..."
"Wade," Cable said patiently, "Let's not ruin too much of the mystery." Or spill classified information. To-may-toe, to-mah-to.
Oh, you.
"Right, right. Storks were involved. Storks with AK-47s," he replied dreamily. "You kids get an easy class this week. Next week, prepare for the apocalypse."
"I'm not sure why Wade insisted I be here to watch this film with you," said Cable. Clearly he had no idea what was in store with him.
"Because you're an excellent Skywalker stand in if we got you a wig and Magneto style cape." A best. "No going evil, though. Or issues with lava."
Wasn't this the least confusing conversation ever?
"Thusly noted," Cable said dryly. "Class... please watch your movie. If you have any questions, we'll be at the back of the room."
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