Electroclash | Sarah (
electrocynic) wrote in
fandomhigh2012-05-09 12:36 pm
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Heroics, Fame, and You, Wednesday, Period 4
For once, Electroclash looked to be in an okay enough mood as her mostly-new batch of students filed in. Or, at least she wasn't actively scowling at them. You had to take what you got with her, okay?
"Alright, kidlets," she drawled once it looked like everyone who was about show up had done just that. "As some of you know ––" Possibly all, if they knew how to read their class timetables. "–– I'm Electroclash, and this is Heroics, Fame, and You." She barely kept herself from rolling her eyes at the class title, and picked up some stuff off the table. "Basically, I'm supposed to tell you how you can get your face on stuff like this." She held up a comic book and a stack of what appeared to be trading cards. "Or how not to make a complete arse of yourself in the promotional photo shoot for your first cereal advert campaign, and all that stuff. But we'll get to that starting next week."
Because bah, like she'd prepared an actual class for the first week? Please.
"Today is introductions, and if you couldn't see that one coming I am sincerely wondering how you even made it through the door today. I want you to tell me your name and your power. If you don't have a power, tell me something else that's special about you." No reason. Like, say, fodder for their new capenames. "Or if you were in my last class, just tell me something amusing about yourself. We have a whole class's worth of time to kill here, kids. Let's get to it."
"Oh, yeah, one more thing," she added, glancing at the paper on her desk, "says here I'm supposed to have a grad assistant called... Rinoa? So yeah, that's one TA. And Flying Sycophant ––" Sorry, Billy. "–– you get the other spot. Now, introductions."
[OCD up!]
"Alright, kidlets," she drawled once it looked like everyone who was about show up had done just that. "As some of you know ––" Possibly all, if they knew how to read their class timetables. "–– I'm Electroclash, and this is Heroics, Fame, and You." She barely kept herself from rolling her eyes at the class title, and picked up some stuff off the table. "Basically, I'm supposed to tell you how you can get your face on stuff like this." She held up a comic book and a stack of what appeared to be trading cards. "Or how not to make a complete arse of yourself in the promotional photo shoot for your first cereal advert campaign, and all that stuff. But we'll get to that starting next week."
Because bah, like she'd prepared an actual class for the first week? Please.
"Today is introductions, and if you couldn't see that one coming I am sincerely wondering how you even made it through the door today. I want you to tell me your name and your power. If you don't have a power, tell me something else that's special about you." No reason. Like, say, fodder for their new capenames. "Or if you were in my last class, just tell me something amusing about yourself. We have a whole class's worth of time to kill here, kids. Let's get to it."
"Oh, yeah, one more thing," she added, glancing at the paper on her desk, "says here I'm supposed to have a grad assistant called... Rinoa? So yeah, that's one TA. And Flying Sycophant ––" Sorry, Billy. "–– you get the other spot. Now, introductions."
[OCD up!]

Re: Introduce Yourself [Fame 05/09]
Besides, he was kind of curious about the teacher's code name, too.
"I'm a cyborg. It came with the package." He raised his left hand, let the faintest shimmer of sparks dance over his fingertips.
Re: Introduce Yourself [Fame 05/09]
Could have been worse. She could've tried to make him slap himself in the face, after all, but he hadn't annoyed her so it didn't feel warranted. Plus, this probably answered some questions about her power, which was some odd mix of verbal and psionic qualities.
Re: Introduce Yourself [Fame 05/09]
And that was where Victor grabbed his wrist and brought his hand around behind his back as he firmly told himself to stop snapping. He'd set up firewalls against hackers, but those didn't really help when somebody made their own private verbal portal.
"Not funny," he observed, annoyed but not truly angry. "And it looks like my security system's still got a few holes in it."
Re: Introduce Yourself [Fame 05/09]
"Looks like," she agreed cheerfully. "'Case you couldn't tell from that and the name, I control machines. Never met one that talked before, though."
Re: Introduce Yourself [Fame 05/09]
"I'm not a talking machine," he said. "I'm a mix of flesh and technology. I have feelings like anybody else."
Because she so clearly cared about that, right?
Re: Introduce Yourself [Fame 05/09]
"'Course you do," she replied, absently, already moving on to more interesting things. "Think I'm gonna call you... Firewall."
Because he desperately needed one against her.
Re: Introduce Yourself [Fame 05/09]
So: "I'll take it," he said, "assuming Victor isn't an option."
Re: Introduce Yourself [Fame 05/09]