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fandomhigh2012-03-22 09:14 am
electrocynic) wrote in fandomhigh2012-03-22 09:14 am
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Superheroing 101, Thursday, Period 4
Electroclash had listened to the radio this morning. Electroclash was also probably seeing what she could get away with under the guise of teaching SPA mandated classes.
The Danger Shop was someone's backyard today. With apple trees and lush green grass and the sun shining. There was also a slightly bored looking photographer – and about two dozen cats. Yes. Electroclash was totally stealing ideas from other teachers now.
With a purring ginger cat rubbing it's side against one of her go-go boots, Electroclash greeted her students once everyone who was going to show up had filed in. "Alright kids, today's an easy day because I feel like it." Of course, she always felt like it. "One of the big things about being a hero is publicity. And sometimes, if you're lucky, that'll involve something other than paparazzi pics of you falling face first into a ditch while drunk."
Not that anything of the sort had ever happened to her.
"So, today we're going to pretend you've successfully completed a heroic task – saving a cat from a tree because let's be realistic with your level here – and you're going to get to practice posing for a picture for some positive publicity. With a cat, yeah. You --" Random student. "-- get to go first. Oh, and anyone I hear making inappropriate jokes about any synonyms for the word 'cat' will owe me a pint at the bar in town."
Oh wait it was probably going to be her making the tasteless jokes. Oh well, she'd be buying herself pints anyway.
The Danger Shop was someone's backyard today. With apple trees and lush green grass and the sun shining. There was also a slightly bored looking photographer – and about two dozen cats. Yes. Electroclash was totally stealing ideas from other teachers now.
With a purring ginger cat rubbing it's side against one of her go-go boots, Electroclash greeted her students once everyone who was going to show up had filed in. "Alright kids, today's an easy day because I feel like it." Of course, she always felt like it. "One of the big things about being a hero is publicity. And sometimes, if you're lucky, that'll involve something other than paparazzi pics of you falling face first into a ditch while drunk."
Not that anything of the sort had ever happened to her.
"So, today we're going to pretend you've successfully completed a heroic task – saving a cat from a tree because let's be realistic with your level here – and you're going to get to practice posing for a picture for some positive publicity. With a cat, yeah. You --" Random student. "-- get to go first. Oh, and anyone I hear making inappropriate jokes about any synonyms for the word 'cat' will owe me a pint at the bar in town."
Oh wait it was probably going to be her making the tasteless jokes. Oh well, she'd be buying herself pints anyway.
OOC [Heroing 03/22]