Detention!- Danger Shop- Saturday morning

[fates_jaye]

When the students arrived at detention, they'd find the Danger Shop looking a lot like an auditorium today. One might say exactly like an auditorium, actually. They'd find Jaye backstage, where once everyone arrived she said, "So today you're going to be putting on a little bit of a show. Kind of an improvisational play, really. You'll find out the plot- well, 'plot'- as you go along, there's no script, you come up who your character is going to be, and once you make it to the end of the play, you're done and can go home."

She started to leave the backstage area, then turned back. "Oh, right, and you might have an audience. So... no pressure or anything."

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Re: Detentioneers: Act One

[rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com]

Rilla was wearing what she thought a criminal would: pants, ugly shoes, a black shirt and a mask over her eyes.

...she wasn't the most inconspicuous person on the lam ever.

"We mutht continue to Canada!" she lisped. "For...no reathon!"

Re: Detentioneers: Act One

[hurtingzeebo]

"Now see here, missy," Sam said. "We don't truck with no Canadia here in these parts."

Re: Detentioneers: Act One

[rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com]

Rilla blinked, which interfered with her mask and reminded her that she was in character. Good thing too, or else she would have launched into a defense of Canada.

"Why not?" Rilla asked instead.

Re: Detentioneers: Act One

[hurtingzeebo]

"'Cause'n their all Canadi-ese!"

Re: Detentioneers: Act One

[rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com]

Well, of course.

"Riiight," Rilla said finally. "Do you know how long it will take to fix the buth?"

Stupid lisp...

Re: Detentioneers: Act One

[hurtingzeebo]

"I reckon I do not. But y'all are welcome to come in and enjoy some of mah famous fudgeballs while'n you're here in town."

Re: Detentioneers: Act One

[rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com]

"Ooooh!" Rilla squealed.

Like the hardened criminal she was.

Re: Detentioneers: Act One

[hurtingzeebo]

Hey, criminals got to like fudgeballs, too. Sam wasn't going to discriminate.

Unless you were Canadi-ese, of course.

Re: Detentioneers: Act One

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Kenzi stared at Rilla, and managed just barely not to giggle at the lisp.

Seriously. The Killer. It was adorable.

"What are you running from, Badly Dressed Girl in a Mask?"

Re: Detentioneers: Act One

[rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com]

"I'm not running!" Rilla said. "I'm stuck here becauthe the buth stopped."

Rilla's ad-libbing skills needed work.

Re: Detentioneers: Act One

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Kenzi managed not to laugh by turning it into a cough and then asked, "What's in Canada? Somebody you owe money? Your boyfriend? Your long-lost mother?"

Re: Detentioneers: Act One

[rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com]

"I've alwayth wanted to leave the country," Rilla hedged. "I hear it it ith very nice there this time of year."

Yes, February in Canada is lovely.

Re: Detentioneers: Act One

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Kenzi snorted, because seriously, Rilla. "Young person in a mysterious costume, Canada is full of bears. And moose. And geese. And Mounties. Take it from someone who's been all over, sold specialized massage toys from only $1.99 to $25.99--" Had to get that product plug in there. "All over the continent. Go south! South. Much better in February."

Re: Detentioneers: Act One

[rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com]

"But I thought the buth wath heading north," Rilla said. "But then, I wath in a hurry..."

Re: Detentioneers: Act One

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"Why were you in a hurry?" Kenzi asked, in over-done suspicion, eyes wide.

Re: Detentioneers: Act One

[rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com]

Rilla paused for a long moment.

"Bad break-up?" she tried.

Re: Detentioneers: Act One

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"Oh honey." Kenzi reached out to pat her arm. "I've been there. A personal rubber ducky with batteries is so much more reliable."

Re: Detentioneers: Act One

[rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com]

"Ewwwww," Rilla said, wrinkling her nose.

And promptly got smacked by a tomato. "What was that?"

Re: Detentioneers: Act One

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"What was what?" Kenzi said, straight-faced. Then giggled.

*Smack!*

"Gah."