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fandomhigh2012-01-25 07:05 am
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Today on a very special episode of Jeff and Jamie's Class...
"Good morning class," Jamie said cheerfully as the students wandered in. "Today we're going to be dealing with some... special issues. Why are they special? Well because at some point the American Broadcasting Company thought they were special and made a television show about it. Or if you watched NBC at all it was just a show called meta for Blossum."
"So these are all the things people should know how to deal with," Jeff segued neatly. "It's like... a guidebook to living! Except without explaining all the most important things, like what to say to a woman, or when to take your socks off when you're about to sleep with someone."
Jamie opened his mouth to say something until what Jeff said registered in his brain. He took a moment to boggle at his co-teacher before continuing on. "Today in class you will be assigned a situation based on one of this after school special issues. And since this is Fandom, we've updated those issues so it would be appropriate for this environment. Then you will have to work with your classmates or us in order to resolve your problem. Anything else to add Jeff?"
"Some of these scenarios might be a bit... traumatic," Jeff added. "If it gets to be too much, you're free to run out for a bathroom break."
He held up both of his thumbs. "Good luck!"
And then there were assignments:
Sam Puckett: I'm preggers with an alien baby
Dave Nelson: I've just shrunk to the size of a action figure
Cara: I'm hooked on powdered gremlin
Rilla Blythe: People judge me for eating penguins which is part of my religion
Butters Stoch: I accidentally convinced my girlfriend I'm quadriplegic.
Stacey McGill: My trousers keep falling off in embarrassing places.
Miley Stewart: I can't stop saying 'gusset' at inappropriate times.
Jeremy Darling: I'm naked. That's it.
Jace Wayland: My father is half greyhound and I keep chasing my own tail
Juliet Darling: Monkeys keep throwing asparagus at my head
Anna Korlov: When I cry it rains chocolate pudding
Hank Venture: I've become allergic to anyone who is affected by an after school special
Elphaba Thropp: Everyone judges me because I'm part camel
Jim Hawkins: Hooked on Phonics
Billy Kaplan: I constantly move like Jagger.
Sov: Smoking is cool.
Hanna Marin: Boys only find me attractive when I wear underwear on my head
"So these are all the things people should know how to deal with," Jeff segued neatly. "It's like... a guidebook to living! Except without explaining all the most important things, like what to say to a woman, or when to take your socks off when you're about to sleep with someone."
Jamie opened his mouth to say something until what Jeff said registered in his brain. He took a moment to boggle at his co-teacher before continuing on. "Today in class you will be assigned a situation based on one of this after school special issues. And since this is Fandom, we've updated those issues so it would be appropriate for this environment. Then you will have to work with your classmates or us in order to resolve your problem. Anything else to add Jeff?"
"Some of these scenarios might be a bit... traumatic," Jeff added. "If it gets to be too much, you're free to run out for a bathroom break."
He held up both of his thumbs. "Good luck!"
And then there were assignments:
Sam Puckett: I'm preggers with an alien baby
Dave Nelson: I've just shrunk to the size of a action figure
Cara: I'm hooked on powdered gremlin
Rilla Blythe: People judge me for eating penguins which is part of my religion
Butters Stoch: I accidentally convinced my girlfriend I'm quadriplegic.
Stacey McGill: My trousers keep falling off in embarrassing places.
Miley Stewart: I can't stop saying 'gusset' at inappropriate times.
Jeremy Darling: I'm naked. That's it.
Jace Wayland: My father is half greyhound and I keep chasing my own tail
Juliet Darling: Monkeys keep throwing asparagus at my head
Anna Korlov: When I cry it rains chocolate pudding
Hank Venture: I've become allergic to anyone who is affected by an after school special
Elphaba Thropp: Everyone judges me because I'm part camel
Jim Hawkins: Hooked on Phonics
Billy Kaplan: I constantly move like Jagger.
Sov: Smoking is cool.
Hanna Marin: Boys only find me attractive when I wear underwear on my head
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