http://iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2012-01-23 12:09 am
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Newspaper Club, Journalism Room, Monday after classes

As the new staff of the Fandom High Times walked into the Journalism Room after classes, they would find pastries, an ungodly amount of coffee, and Dave, who was drinking an amount of coffee that was only slightly more coffee.

"Hey, everyone. Welcome to the newspaper. If you don't know me, or at least haven't formally met me, I'm Dave Nelson. I'll be your editor, but don't worry, I'll be a fair boss. And if you need anything, anything at all, feel free to come to me. Please don't bother Jaye Tyler, our faculty sponsor. I promised her she wouldn't have to do anything, and I intend to keep that promise."

"As for regular business, I'll keep this short and sweet today. Anyone know what specifically they want to work on for next Monday's paper? If not, I'm sure we can figure something out."

"In the meantime, help yourself to food and coffee. They'll be a weekly staple to keep you coming back," Dave said. He wasn't really joking.

Re: Sign In

[identity profile] holy-daughter.livejournal.com 2012-01-24 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
Lucrezia Borgia
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Re: Mingle/Work

[personal profile] hurtingzeebo 2012-01-23 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Sam was working on her horrorscopes. She'd had no idea how hard it would be to come up with twelve different ways to say "you suck and are going to die."

She was maybe going to have to rethink her game plan, here.

Re: Mingle/Work

[identity profile] taseredagod.livejournal.com 2012-01-23 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
"Why a horrorscope?" Darcy asked while trying to come up with a list of people to interview.
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Re: Mingle/Work

[personal profile] hurtingzeebo 2012-01-23 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Sam shrugged. "I get to make up chiz for everybody's futures. Why not horrorscopes?"

Yep, still no indication that she knew it was traditionally called "horoscopes".

Re: Mingle/Work

[identity profile] taseredagod.livejournal.com 2012-01-23 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"Are they going to be full of doom and gloom?" Darcy wondered. "And being eaten by a fork man?" Someone didn't watch a lot of horror.
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Re: Mingle/Work

[personal profile] hurtingzeebo 2012-01-23 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well, so far most of them predict death," Sam said. "Fork-who?"

She had a mental image of a giant anthropomorphic evil fork.

. . . Sounded like an iCarly sketch.

Re: Mingle/Work

[identity profile] taseredagod.livejournal.com 2012-01-23 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm sure there's a movie with a guy with giant forks for hands or something out there." Darcy said, not at all surprised that there were predictions of death in horrorscopes.
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Re: Mingle/Work

[personal profile] hurtingzeebo 2012-01-23 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Sam considered this. "I want a giant fork," she decided.

Re: Pick a Subject

[identity profile] taseredagod.livejournal.com 2012-01-23 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"Can we borrow ideas for columns from old papers?" Darcy asked. "So like, interviews and horoscopes and stuff?"

Re: Pick a Subject

[identity profile] taseredagod.livejournal.com 2012-01-23 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Darcy processed the 'horrorscopes' for a few minutes. "Right." She finally said. "So uh, can I just interview the teachers and stuff until I come up with a column or something? Or just do a semester of teacher profiles?" Darcy was just thinking out loud there.

Re: Pick a Subject

[identity profile] taseredagod.livejournal.com 2012-01-23 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"So my first question is when they starred working here?" Darcy said about 50% seriously.

Re: Pick a Subject

[identity profile] annieadderall.livejournal.com 2012-01-24 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, I got this," Annie said, scribbling down notes of who she wanted to talk to.

Re: Pick a Subject

[identity profile] annieadderall.livejournal.com 2012-01-24 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
"Mm hm," she said happily. "I think it's about time we really looked into just what the school board was thinking by giving a certain teacher a certain class."

Pause.

"Of a similar name."

Re: Pick a Subject

[identity profile] holy-daughter.livejournal.com 2012-01-24 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
Lucrezia cleared her throat, delicately.

"I have no subject," she confessed. This would not be news to Dave, as she had admitted as much to him when she signed up.

Re: Pick a Subject

[identity profile] holy-daughter.livejournal.com 2012-01-24 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
Lucrezia tilted her head and weighed her options. She doubted that dallying with a stable-boy counted as a hobby, nor would maiming one's husband to keep him out of one's reach.

She considered answering with something innocent, but something compelled her be a bit more forthcoming.

"I observe," she said. "I collect, and I use what I must."

It sounded melodramatic, but so was life in Rome.
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Re: Talk to the Advisor

[personal profile] fates_jaye 2012-01-23 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
And just to show you all how much Jaye did not want to be bothered, she was playing Tetris on her phone. Did you really want to screw up a Tetris for her? Did you?