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Before I begin, I would like to say that I'm impressed with the ingenuity of those who were involved in the attack on Friday. I know little of the details, but if anyone would like to give me a full account, I would be happy to award you with extra credit for this course.

Also, Cameron Mitchell? Please see me after class, thank you.

Now, I had a long and boring lecture planned for you today (in which, of course, I expected you to plot my doom, as it would be an excellent sign of success for you as my students learning the tactics of war as one of my long term goals is to ultimately destroy this planet -- *laughter* Oh, I'm just kidding) but last night I saw this film that I vaguely remember seeing from the early 90's and I wish for you to see it and to write down three shockingly irritating tactics of either the locust-like aliens or the ridiculously stupid Americans.

Being both a commander of an invading force and ex-American military, I have GREAT irritation at this film and feel that it is a wonderful learning tool in how NOT to proceed on either (a) invasion or (b) countering such a genocidal attack.

She looks over at Aeryn and smiles.

And Miss Sun, I particularly look forward to your rather inspired point of view.

Now, please, sit quietly and watch.

Eighth puts in Independence Day

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Oh, really? What'd you use?

Maybe they just need to recruit the nine-year-old?

Not to mention, where the heck did they get the computer virus in the first place? It's not like they're just lying around.

Starfighter torpedo from the hanger--it hit the reactor of the control ship.

Big boom.

Bigger lecture later.

You mean you don't carry around computer viruses just in case of an alien invasion? I've got one in my belt pouch right now...

Sam grinned when she read the note.

That would definitely do it. Nine, you say?

Ooh, you do? If it can replicate on its own, I'm changing seats.

Yup. Nine.

Then I became a Jedi. Slightly more controlled explosions now.

Heh.

Impressive.

Think the current administration would notice if something exploded?

Hypothetically speaking, of course.

I think it would depend on the size of the explosion.

Also hypothetically speaking.

What about a bunch of little explosions?

Oooh. That could work.

Hypothetically.

So, if you were looking for a hypothetical target, where would you start?

I mean, assuming there's no easily destructable mother ship lying around.

Assuming that, of course, I'd say somewhere slightly out of the way, out of the notice of general population areas, a place where things going boom wouldn't be completely unexpected.

So I guess the cafeteria's out of the question?

The rifle range had possibilities, though.

Anakin read the note and snickered.

Probably.

Sam pouted. Darn it.

Anakin thought about it for a moment, then scribbled,

Unless it can look like some kind of a cooking accident...

With my cooking skills? Not implausible.

Good to know in case I'm ever invited to dinner...

Important safety tip. Not that I cook much.

Got it. Crash helmet and a decent bottle of wine.

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