http://manofthemullet.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] manofthemullet.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-02-06 08:15 am
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Shop Class [2/6]

As the students enter the Danger Shop, they'll see that Mac has set up what appears to be a long hallway. On a table there by the hallway are an assortment of cleaning products and other goods that you could pick up at your local Kwik Stop.

Yes. There are Twinkies.

"Your assignment today is to come up a way to walk down this hallway. The only trick to this is that there are several security lasers scattered about the hallway at different heights and angles. Your job is to come up with a way to detect the lasers and navigate the hallway without tripping the alarm."

The following Students will have detention this week for missing class more than three times in a row:
Yuffie
Sydney Bristow
DEATH
soldtoarmenians: (twinkie)

Re: Assignment: [2/6]

[personal profile] soldtoarmenians 2006-02-06 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Xander very pointedly did not stare at John eating the Twinkie. Except for that one quick glance to make sure he knew where John and the Twinkie were so he could not stare there.

It's possible that he was sulking while he unwrapped a Twinkie of his own and sat against the wall not staring at John.

Re: Assignment: [2/6]

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-02-06 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
John feels bad so he grabs another Twinkie and some juice and walks down the hall to sit next to Xander.

"Twinkie?" John asks, offering the tasty treat.

soldtoarmenians: (euphemism)

Re: Assignment: [2/6]

[personal profile] soldtoarmenians 2006-02-06 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Xander looked up. He really couldn't help it - Pavlovian thing with the word 'Twinkie.'

"Uh. Thanks?" He took it and reflected as he could feel his face going pink that sometimes? Sudden awareness of subtext sucked.



[BWAHAHAHAHAHA. I SO DID. I SAW EVERYTHING!]

Re: Assignment: [2/6]

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-02-06 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"Peace offering," John says and eats a Twinkie of his own. Good Twinkie. "To make up for what I wasted, I'll buy you a box. Consider it an early Valentine's Day present."

soldtoarmenians: (froglicker)

Re: Assignment: [2/6]

[personal profile] soldtoarmenians 2006-02-06 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Xander eyed him. And then didn't.

"Aeryn's okay with you buying Valentine's Day presents for people not her?"

Re: Assignment: [2/6]

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-02-07 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
"As long as they're not the kind of Valentine's Day gifts I plan on getting Aeryn, I think she'd be okay with it." Just to tease, John says, "because, while you're a cool guy and all, I won't be getting you edible underwear."
soldtoarmenians: (euphemism)

Re: Assignment: [2/6]

[personal profile] soldtoarmenians 2006-02-07 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
"Clearly you have no idea of the proper use of Twinkies and duct tape," Xander answered instinctively, his recessive wiseass gene springing to the fore as always.

Then he buried his face in his knees. "I hate my mouth." 'Cept it kinda came out as "Ah heh muh mouf" because face, knees, etc.

Re: Assignment: [2/6]

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-02-07 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
John just grins. "Twinkies and duct tape? Hmm, do tell. Sounds like you're experienced in the Twinkie and duct tape fun."
soldtoarmenians: (t-shirt)

Re: Assignment: [2/6]

[personal profile] soldtoarmenians 2006-02-07 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
Xander sat up, snorted resignedly, and shook his head. "Nah. The most creative thing I've ever done with duct tape involved two G.I. Joes, three Barbies -- not mine -- a celery stick and a model of the NSEA Protector."

Re: Assignment: [2/6]

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-02-07 01:44 pm (UTC)(link)
John's eyes kind of go wide and he stops eating his Twinkie mid bite.

"Did you have a lot of time on your hands when you were a kid?"
soldtoarmenians: (smile)

Re: Assignment: [2/6]

[personal profile] soldtoarmenians 2006-02-07 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well, yeah. Not sure what that has to do with my science fair project from last year, though."

Xander grinned, twinkies be damned, because yo, Galaxy Quest. "I re-created The Omega Mutiny - except for the big space string that was supposed to come attack the celery. I kind of undercooked the spaghetti, and it wouldn't stick."

Re: Assignment: [2/6]

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-02-07 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
John can only shake his head.

"Couldn't keep the string hard, huh?"
soldtoarmenians: (yuh-huh)

Re: Assignment: [2/6]

[personal profile] soldtoarmenians 2006-02-07 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"Actually--" He shook his head, knowing exactly what he was bout to say, but really not seeing where else he could head with it. "It wouldn't go soft, was the problem."

Xander hadn't actually made it out of suddenly-painfully-aware-of-double-meanings mode. He'd just resigned himself to it.