ext_141411 ([identity profile] oatmanspatient.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2005-09-12 11:05 pm

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*Looks at Deaths door*

*Curses*

*Dials Number*

*Gets voicemail... Leaves garbled message*

*Dials another number*


"Dr. Oatman? Don't hang up. I didn't kill anybody. I just... This girl came into my dorm room and started talking about Debbie and really crawled inside my head and totally freaked me out. And-"

"You want me to say what?"

*Repeating* "I am at home with the me, I am rooted in the me who is on this adventure."

"Wait, I'm confused. Do you want me to say it or do you want me to realize it?"

"About the breathing."

*Repeating*"This is *me* breathing."

"Right."

*Hangs up phone*

"What a load of shit."