ext_141411 (
oatmanspatient.livejournal.com) wrote in
fandomhigh2005-09-12 11:05 pm
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*Looks at Deaths door*
*Curses*
*Dials Number*
*Gets voicemail... Leaves garbled message*
*Dials another number*
"Dr. Oatman? Don't hang up. I didn't kill anybody. I just... This girl came into my dorm room and started talking about Debbie and really crawled inside my head and totally freaked me out. And-"
"You want me to say what?"
*Repeating* "I am at home with the me, I am rooted in the me who is on this adventure."
"Wait, I'm confused. Do you want me to say it or do you want me to realize it?"
"About the breathing."
*Repeating*"This is *me* breathing."
"Right."
*Hangs up phone*
"What a load of shit."
*Curses*
*Dials Number*
*Gets voicemail... Leaves garbled message*
*Dials another number*
"Dr. Oatman? Don't hang up. I didn't kill anybody. I just... This girl came into my dorm room and started talking about Debbie and really crawled inside my head and totally freaked me out. And-"
"You want me to say what?"
*Repeating* "I am at home with the me, I am rooted in the me who is on this adventure."
"Wait, I'm confused. Do you want me to say it or do you want me to realize it?"
"About the breathing."
*Repeating*"This is *me* breathing."
"Right."
*Hangs up phone*
"What a load of shit."
