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Eh, zee furst dey ooff a noo munth. Und nut joost uny munth, my freeends. It is zee furst dey ooff zee munth ooff luve-a.

Tudey's Menoo Is:

-Shreemp Cuckteeel

-Speenech Pooffffs

-Vild Rice-a

-Cheeckee Curdun Bleoo

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Edward stared at the menu. And stared at it. And stared at it.

Finally, he took some "cheeckee curdun bleoo," and found a seat. Because he was not, under any circumstances, going to be accused of cannibalism.