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Guud murneeng leettle-a buys und gurls! I em beck effter sume-a mooch needed rest. Svedee is vunderffool thees teeme-a ooff zee yeer.

Tudey's menoo is:

-Sveet und Suoor Purk

-Generel Tsu's Cheeckee

-Freeed Reece-a

-Lu Meeen

-Igg Drup Suoop

-Furtoone-a Cuukeees

Hupe-a yuoor furtoones treet yuoo vell! Bork Bork Bork!

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[soldtoarmenians]

Xander raised an eyebrow. "Maybe we'll go with 'in bed' for that one."

He opened a second cookie. "Behind every good man is another good ma--"
Xander dropped the cookie on his plate like it might be burning his fingers. "Huh. Ink ran out before the end of the fortune. Weird."

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Another good what?"

"Maaaarmalade?"

"Maaarmoset?"

"Maaaaaarengue?"

[soldtoarmenians]

"Maaademoiselle?" Xander suggests.

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Mariachi band?"

[soldtoarmenians]

"Of course - that must be it. A good man always has a mariachi band behind him." Xander nodded.

"In bed," he added after a second, his lip curling as if that wasn't much of an improvement over whatever the fortune might possibly have said if the ink hadn't totally faded out, no, really, honestly.

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"That's better then having a good man with a mariachi band behind him in your pants... That could get very crowded." Said Pippi taking a sip of the soup.

[soldtoarmenians]

Xander glanced down at his admittedly somewhat baggy jeans. "Exactly. Pretty much only room for one person in my pants. Maybe two if they were really friendly. Definitely no vihuelas."