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School Announcements, 1/27/06
The P.A. crackles to life.
"Short set of announcements for you students today.
One, congratulations to Togusa on being a great big winner. You won the detention lottery, so you shall be serving detention tommorow. Congratulations. I hope that gives you a warm sense of accomplishment.
Two, I would like to read the following that I recieved in my inbox, most likely by complete accident, due to the writer being tripped out on mushrooms or other drug-narcotic. A-hem.
Dear Archie,
I love you. There, I have said it. My womanly bits get all a-quiver whenever you are near. You have the prettiest hair and the most magnificent hat. Come to my room tonight at ten. Wear nothing but the hat.
Signed, Miss Jaye Tyler.
I should not have to state that this sort of correspondance is shameful. Not only when misdelivered, but also simply to have been written. Miss Jaye Tyler is obviously on drugs. I am scheduling a thorough search of your room by security, Miss Jaye Tyler.
Three, Miss Parker, you'd be advised to not blatantly lie about your feelings and wave flags in classrooms. It causes a disturbance that is not cohesive to student learning. Less drug orgies and more studious study is in order for your future.
Those are the announcements for today. Enjoy your last day of order before you all rock out like a rocking thing over the weekend. You all disgust me."
"Short set of announcements for you students today.
One, congratulations to Togusa on being a great big winner. You won the detention lottery, so you shall be serving detention tommorow. Congratulations. I hope that gives you a warm sense of accomplishment.
Two, I would like to read the following that I recieved in my inbox, most likely by complete accident, due to the writer being tripped out on mushrooms or other drug-narcotic. A-hem.
Dear Archie,
I love you. There, I have said it. My womanly bits get all a-quiver whenever you are near. You have the prettiest hair and the most magnificent hat. Come to my room tonight at ten. Wear nothing but the hat.
Signed, Miss Jaye Tyler.
I should not have to state that this sort of correspondance is shameful. Not only when misdelivered, but also simply to have been written. Miss Jaye Tyler is obviously on drugs. I am scheduling a thorough search of your room by security, Miss Jaye Tyler.
Three, Miss Parker, you'd be advised to not blatantly lie about your feelings and wave flags in classrooms. It causes a disturbance that is not cohesive to student learning. Less drug orgies and more studious study is in order for your future.
Those are the announcements for today. Enjoy your last day of order before you all rock out like a rocking thing over the weekend. You all disgust me."