School Announcements, 1/26/06

[agent-principal.livejournal.com]

The P.A. system crackles to life, thankfully not snapping and therefore summoning the great Krispithulu from his ancient slumber.

"Today marks a very special series of announcements. Please pay particular attention.

One, Miss Jaye Tyler loves Archie Kennedy. In the disgusting, biological, wants to have his babies sort of way.

Two, Miss Jaye Tyler runs a phone sex business from her dorm room, under the assumed name of Madame Toussant.

Three, Miss Jaye Tyler is still in possession of a virginal body, despite the fact that in her dreams she is repeatedly violated by multiple men every night. A short list of those appearing in these dreamings include Mister Fraser, Mister Angel, Mister Carson, and Mister Kennedy, with occasional guest appearances by Miss Sun and Miss Cally. I believe the proper word in reaction to this would be 'Kinky'.

Four, the cafeteria shall be manned by a chef from the mainland today, as our regular Swedish Chef is unable to perform his duties today.

Those are the announcements of the day. Thank you."

Smith sets down the microphone with a very strong sense of smug satisfaction.

Comments

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John might love the principal. Like really really love him.

[sensethevisions]

*buys the Principal Snickerdoodles*

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Ah. So that's what all that glancing around between Jaye and Archie during class is about.

[fates_jaye]

Oh, it's ON, bitch.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Anders stops and throws something at the nearest PA speaker. "HEY!"

[soldtoarmenians]

Xander was vaguely disappointed that he wasn't on the list of people Jaye's allegedly dreaming about, and vaguely relieved. Because being on the totally made-up list would mean the Principal knew he existed, and he was really hoping he could carry on the whole 'Xander is a nonentity' tradition he'd established with Bristow.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Okay. So. Now she knew what kind of hell she had to look forward to.

Maybe Jaye would help her kill the bunnynappers, if she offered to help take out the Principal.

You never knew.

[upforachase.livejournal.com]

Cordelia raises an eyebrow at the PA and decides to ask Jaye later why the Principal knows so much about her sex life.

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

There would have been a box of snickerdoodles in Smith's inbox this morning.

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Vala hears the announcement faintly coming from the hall outside the clinic and wonders just what has been going on in the last day or so...