http://bugofjustice.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-01-24 06:41 am

Advanced Criminal Justice, Class #5, Period 1, 01.24.06

[OOC: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] bridge_carson for the random inspiration for this class. Low-impact and character-rich? Woo. Class Info Post.]

The Tick was sitting at his desk looking slightly tired. Lockheed wasn't in class today. It was probably going to be an easy discussion.

"Hello, class! Lockheed is not with us today. He had something else to take care of. Today, we're taking a slight detour in our discussion. Today, we're talking about your experiences."

"I know that we have a lot of people from different cultures here, so I thought it would be keen to talk a little about Justice in your original environment! Please share some information with the class about a Justice organization from your home. It can be a superhero team, the military police, your local sheriff's department, or even the occasional lone individual who tries to write the wrongs in the world. As long as they are for justice and, I suppose, according to my earlier statement, are organized, share that bit of you with us!"

"Your metaphor of the week is the shift key on a keyboard."

"For extra credit that is actually related to the lecture for once, please name your favorite Defender of Justice from your home!"
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Re: Talk [Class #5]

[personal profile] fates_jaye 2006-01-24 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
*denies the DOINK*

Re: Talk [Class #5]

[identity profile] oatmanspatient.livejournal.com 2006-01-24 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
*gives powerpoint presentation on why it is DOINK-DOINK and not CHUNG-CHUNG*
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Re: Talk [Class #5]

[personal profile] fates_jaye 2006-01-24 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
That is NOT a doink doink! noise! Doink! is exactly what it sounds like! It is a cartoony sound! This is clearly more of a CHUNG!

Re: Talk [Class #5]

[identity profile] oatmanspatient.livejournal.com 2006-01-24 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
OOC: Captain Cragen *SAYS* it's a DOINK-DOINK, therefore it *IS* a DOINK-DOINK

Given a choice to believe in someone who is on the show or someone who is who talks to inanimate objects, who do you think I would choose?
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Re: Talk [Class #5]

[personal profile] fates_jaye 2006-01-24 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
HE IS MISTAKEN.

I think you'd choose the person who's actually correct!!!

Re: Talk [Class #5]

[identity profile] oatmanspatient.livejournal.com 2006-01-24 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I'd choose the person who doesn't talk to little wax lions and brass monkeys.
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Re: Talk [Class #5]

[personal profile] fates_jaye 2006-01-24 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, how often are the wax lion and brass monkey wrong?

Re: Talk [Class #5]

[identity profile] oatmanspatient.livejournal.com 2006-01-24 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
How do you know they aren't talking about Connie Chung?