He goes into Humanities Classroom #2 to fetch some homework that has been turned in, and notices the door to the emo storage closet is closed. Since he's a bit weird about closets after spending a week in Principal Bristow's, he stops and opens the door.
She looks up from the floor, having resigned herself to never eating, drinking, using the bathroom, or seeing the sunlight again...and instead languishing and dying listening to Jack's stomach growling.
Blinking against the bright light that floods in, she rises like a shot.
Methos leans against the doorjam, regarding the two of them. "You know, even with the padded walls, this doesn't look comfortable. Dare I ask what the two of you are doing in here?"
Pulling at Jack's hand, she tries to get him up, then decides he can just lay there. She has needs...and she's been listing them in her head over and over since 5am when she woke up.
1. Kiss whoever lets them out unless it's Ten or Geoff..in which case she's tempted to violence. 2. Bathroom 3. Coffee 4.Food 5. Home and shower.
Hugging Adam tightly and kissing him, she checks number one off her list. "We made up and now I'm planning out a dual murder."
"Geoff...and Ten. They locked us in there and left us there. All night." That warpath tone is creeping up in her voice as her lips twitch in annoyance.
"That seems a bit extreme," Methos agreed. He's not laughing because CJ does in fact know how to kill him. "Should we lock them in here, or would they enjoy that too much?"
She gives him a look, rolling her eyes. "You know I wouldn't kill them. Don't you think just having to deal with me like this is enough for them to wish they were dead?" She laughs a little and smiles at him, then holds her stomach. "And now? Next on the list."
Methos hears the strangled squeak manly bellow and comes out of his office. "I let them out an hour ago. You are so very, very, very dead. CJ is going to sit with a shotgun and shoot you and let you regenerate and shoot you again."
Prudently, Methos stays out of her way. "Hungry?" he calls after her. "I can get something from the kitchen." He glances back at Jack. "Should we try to wake him up?"
Ten runs up to him and literally clings on. "HOLY SHIT I LEFT THEM IN THERE OVERNIGHT I THOUGHT GEOFF WAS GOING TO LET THEM OUT."
A pause. "And no, she wouldn't, because she likes this body too much and that would be too easy," he says, voice fairly calm. Then we return to regularly scheduled panic...
Methos is really not bothering to try to hide his laughter. "Oh, yes, yes you are. In exquisite slow motion. You *forgot* them? Overnight?" He pats Ten's shoulder in an extremely patronizing way. "Hmmm. I wonder how much I could sell tickets for."
"You still have a Christmas present pending from us, you know." Parker is drinking her one-cup-a-day of coffee, and looking smirky. "Unless you just want me to keep it?"
"Which would be when, exactly?" Parker folded her arms and took another sip of her drink. "And by then, I might have broken it or gotten it wet or, I don't know, it could have suffocated inside that little box."
"Is she going to flay me? I don't want to be flayed...though wait...I've never BEEN flayed, might be an experience..." He pulls back and glares at Adam. "And you are not selling tickets."
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