http://prof-cregg.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] prof-cregg.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-01-19 10:59 am
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Speech Comm

201--Speech 2nd period.

Persuade me, gang. Go!

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301--InterComm 3rd Period

Today you should be learning more about the construction of messages. You should be getting an introduction to the power inherant in construction. You should be engaged in discussion.

Instead, she stands at the front of the room watching the door.

[[Students can feel free to talk amongst themselves...CJ and Jack need to chat about punctuality.]]

Re: 201

[identity profile] izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com 2006-01-19 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Isabel rushed into class a few minutes late. For some reason, she was holding a feather covered pillow (http://izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com/3523.html?view=53699#t53699). There also might have been a few feathers caught on her clothes.

When it was her turn to speak, she looked at the pillow, looked at the hand that should have been holding a cup of coffee, and shrugged. Holding up the pillow, she began to speak. A few feathers drifted from the pillow everytime she moved it.

"This is the amazing shoo-pillow. Guaranteed to help humanely herd and direct any mupppet chickens that just happen to invade your living space. In an emergency it can be used to fend off gremlins or those who are suffering the effects of gremlins and believe they are small animals.

The shoo-pillow also doubles as an excellent cushion when out and about. Protecting even the most delicate of posteriors. In the event of rapid onset sleepiness, it makes a soft and comfortable spot to rest your head.

The shoo-pillow is not recommended for fending off zombies, demons or vampires or any angry critter larger then a small goat. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back."

Isabel finished and looked at Prof. Cregg with a sheepish smile. "I'm sorry, it's been that kind of a morning."