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Das Schnitzel looks kind of sad after she heard the radio broadcast. With Camilla gone she has no one to drink schnapps with. The Chef couldn't handle his alcohol. The Chef puts his arm around Schnitzel.

Eh du nut vurry Des Schneetzel. I receeefed a cell frum hume-a und Gunzu seys she-a is fery heppy. Beseedes, yuoo hefe-a Glureea tu pley veet.

Hellu buys und gurls. I hupe-a yuoo slept vell. Oor iff yuoo deedn't sleep vell I hupe-a it ves fur a pleesooreble-a reesun. Bork Bork Bork! Durty keeds.

Tudey's menoo is:

-Hut Dugs

-Cheeseboorgers

-Ooneeun Reengs

-Ice-a Creem (Ell flefurs!)

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[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

"Hey!" Cameron quickly pushes the muppet chicken away from his plate. "No, it doesn't. Although, I don't think Lee has a clue as he's not exactly from Earth." He explains as he tries to keep his cheeseburger feather free.

"I can give you their room numbers? Would that work?"

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

The chicken looks distinctly put out. She swats at Cam with a wing and pecks at his hand.

Walter nods. "That will do. That will do perfectly in fact."

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Cameron's grateful it's just a muppet and not a real chicken pecking him. He quickly tosses her a fry.

"Alright, John's in room 238 and Lee's in 216." Cameron eyes him suspiciously and grins. "Just don't permanently injure them or plant flags in weird places, dude."

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"Planting a flag in a weird place sounds like a perfect answer, but I think I've already caught Smith's attention enough."

Walter picks up his chicken and mutters something about sharing a hut dug with her.

"Thanks."

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, you're off to a good start." Cameron chuckles and motions to the chicken. "That's not Camilla, is it?"

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"Not unless the other two hundred or so are all named Camilla."

The chicken looks at him reproachfully. Can't he see that her name is Claire?

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

"Two hundred?" Cameron blinks as he hasnt gone back to the dorms since his morning class, he's completely unaware of the infestation there. "As long as they're not students..."

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Claire clucks chidingly at Cam. She's a graduate of Poultry University (good ole PU) and hardly needs to be in this chickenshit outfit.

Walter, oblivious to fowl subtext, pets her head and shrugs. "I don't think so. They're starting to grow on me."

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Cameron remains blissfully unaware that he's in company of such an educated muppet chicken. He grins at Walter. "Seems so. You two look good together."

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter shrugs. "I've never had a pet and I don't think I want a Fandom-bred one."

Claire looks at him like he's an idiot. As though she would be a pet to some upstart who can't even wear socks...?

"I've got to see if I can find her a place to do her business before she leaves more styrofoam peanuts everywhere. I'll see you around, Cam."

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

"Too much information, man." Cameron laughs. "Bye, Walter. Try and stay out of detention!"