http://bugofjustice.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-01-19 07:01 am

Advanced Criminal Justice, Class #4, Period 1, 01.19.06

[OOC: Internet at work is good! Yays! Thanks on many levels to [livejournal.com profile] psycho_barbie for this class idea. Class Info Post.]

The lights were dimmed in The Tick's classroom today. A television was on. Popcorn had been made by a wee dragon and was readily available at the front of the class. The Tick and Lockheed were currently sitting at the back of the room, ready for a movie.

"Hello, class! Today is our last scheduled day discussing Bugs Bunny and the role of his cog in Justice. This class will be a bit different than the other discussions on Mr. Bunny, though."

"As it turns out, we may have been mistaken about Mr. Bunny's position in the Dartboard of Right. He isn't the Single 1. Nor is he Just off the Board. Nay, chums. He's not even the Bullseye! He is the Triple 20."

"And now, I have a short film for you to watch. It's only seven minutes long, so all will make sense shortly. Rory? If you could start the film?"

Rory hit play and a cartoon started. After the Merrie Melodies card, the title "Duck Amuck" came up on screen. For the next seven minutes, the class was treated to Daffy Duck being tormented by a mysterious animator. Finally, Mr. Bunny is revealed.

Rory stopped the DVD and Tick turned the lights back on as he returned to the front of the room. "Now you see. Daffy Duck - Mr. Bunny's only true rival, the greedy narcissist who has frequently tried to thwart Mr. Bunny for selfish means - is at the Mercy of Justice in the form of a paintbrush and eraser. Controlling these Drawing Tools of Justice? Mr. Bunny himself."

"I was thinking about what Callisto has said this past week about Mr. Bunny being a tool of the gods, going forth and leaving Justice in his wake. This film suggest that Mr. Bunny has great power to wield for Justice indeed."

"Now, I'm not claiming that Mr. Bunny is a Justice God or anything. That's a philosophy issue. This is a Justice class. I try not to mix and match subjects like that. I find it confusing. But his power must be noted. Perhaps he's actually a superhero! Perhaps he's a benevolent cosmic entity, curious about our culture and willing to stand up for our concept of Right while still having some chaotic fun! Or perhaps he's just a psychotic little bunny who has fun tormenting people!"

"So I present to you a question: Taking this film and our previous discussions of him into account, what do you feel Mr. Bunny's role in Justice is? Is he a Servant of Justice? Does he control Justice with a paintbrush? Is he a mere trickster, disrupting Justice except for when it suits him? On the Flipped Coins of Justice, does he come up Heads, Tails, or Standing Up On the Edge? Discuss, class!"

Re: Talk [Class #4]

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2006-01-19 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Cameron actually spent most of the movie laughing. It's hard not to as it's a great cartoon. He quickly tries to look serious when Tick is back at word and contemplates the question.

"I don't think that because he for once does the right thing, that it suddenly makes up for his past actions. It seems that Bugs doing good is more of an exception to the rule than anything else. I think that he just really likes fooling people and that he isn't so much a servant of Justice as that he is a by coincidence freelancer for Justice because fate or maybe just plain luck brought him there."

Re: Talk [Class #4]

[identity profile] actingltcrumpet.livejournal.com 2006-01-19 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"Or boredom," Archie puts in. "Or just a desire to be contrary. We've seen enough of his actions in the past to know that he's certainly a capricious individual. Just because his actions had an end result of Justice being carried out doesn't necessarily mean his motivations came from Justice."

Re: Talk [Class #4]

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2006-01-19 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Cameron nods in agreement. "I'm thinking he's more in it for his own entertainment."

Re: Talk [Class #4]

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2006-01-19 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
"Definitely. He has a short attention span and a childish sense of entertainment. If it wasn't fun, he wouldn't be dispensing any kind of Justice. As thuperducks go--" Parker manages this without batting an eyelash, "--he's a dilettante for Justice."

Re: Talk [Class #4]

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2006-01-19 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Cameron fails and does bat an eyelash. Two even. "He spits for Justice?"