Lunch

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Yuoo hefe-a mede-a it thruoogh zee veek my leettle-a doompleengs. Cungretooleshuns!

Tudey's Menoo is:

Cheeckee-a in da beskee-a!

The Chef takes one of his chickens (named Gloria) and tosses her into the basketball hoop he has placed in the cafeteria. He obviously scores since he has been doing this since the seventies.

French Freees

Tacu Seled

S'mures!

Comments

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Gremlins sleep in your toolbox?" she said, then she crinkled her nose, "You may want to put a blanket over it today what with the exterminators coming today and all."

[02maxwell.livejournal.com]

"Well, it was only the one time, I think she left after Hamlet starting rantin' about cooties takin' over. Exterminators? For gremlins? Huh. Didn't know it was that easy. Plus ain't they our mascot or something?" He grins.

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Hmm, cooties can be quite dangerous I hear. We don't have them in Sweden... Must be the superior health care."

"Are they our mascot? Huh." She takes a sip of her drink and nods, "Yes, Principal Smith made some kind of announcement about exterminators coming today. There's a petition (http://www.livejournal.com/users/chasingangela/31244.html) going around to try and convince him to take a different tactic. I'll tell you, I kinda feel bad for the exterminators. We have similar creatures were I come from Tomte, you might call them "goblins". They really don't react well to violence and it's all but impossible to stamp them out. This'll only make 'em more agitated believe you me."

[02maxwell.livejournal.com]

Duo raises an eyebrow and laughs. "Yeah, it must have just been an isolated outbreak."

"Yeah, I kinda feel bad for the little suckers. Nasty bites, but that sure ain't their fault, just for gettin' spooked an' all. I get what ya mean, it'll definitely just piss 'em off more." He grins.

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Which could be bad," she says about to take a sip of her drink. "Unless you're not in the building when the biting goes down but are around for the aftermath... Then maybe, not so bad." She holds her drink out to Duo in a toasting gesture, "Here's hopping everybody is in the right place at the right time."

[02maxwell.livejournal.com]

Duo grins and nods. "Agreed! 'Cause some people around here really need that gremlin bite, if ya catch my drift!"

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Consider it caught." *sip*

[02maxwell.livejournal.com]

Duo laughs. "Seriously, gettin' Hamlet to play pillow fort was the best. Plus the food fight that came after was a big selling point!"