Lunch

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Yuoo hefe-a mede-a it thruoogh zee veek my leettle-a doompleengs. Cungretooleshuns!

Tudey's Menoo is:

Cheeckee-a in da beskee-a!

The Chef takes one of his chickens (named Gloria) and tosses her into the basketball hoop he has placed in the cafeteria. He obviously scores since he has been doing this since the seventies.

French Freees

Tacu Seled

S'mures!

Comments

Re: Sooooo NFB!

[anole-x.livejournal.com]

He's not...afraid of me, is he? he wondered sadly. "Thanks," he said. "And no, we didn't go on a date, yet. Last night we hung out, but I don't know if you could call it a 'date'. I mean, we had dinner, then went out skating in the park, and then went back to our rooms. Just like normal friends do. Just like we do. I mean, just because we made out a couple times doesn't mean anything, does it? Am I supposed to stop, or keep doing it, or what? And then tonight...he asked me to save a dance for him. part of me is like "Hey, cool, I get to dance with walter," while the other part is all like "Oh, wow, I get to dance with Walter. Y'know what I mean?"

Re: Sooooo NFB!

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

Pip blinks at the sudden rush of information at him. "Slow down boy, before I have to hose you down!" He stubs out his cigarette. "Do you want to hear what I honestly think?" he says. "And, before you even answer that, I want you to know that A, what you're feeling is alright. Don't be ashamed of it. And B, whatever you decide, I'm still your friend, and so is Pippi and so is Walter. We like you, your mutant-ness and sexuality be damned, got it?"

Re: Sooooo NFB!

[anole-x.livejournal.com]

Victor smiled and blushed, not neccissarily in that order. "Okay. So, what do you think, then?"

[ooc: sorry this took so long. it didn't show up in my inbox for some reason. plus, i was at gym.]

Re: Sooooo NFB!

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

Pip goes to read the comments because he completely forgot exactly what they were talking about eats his last French Belgian Free and looks at Victor seriously. "It's one thing if you go out and do something like that sans the making out. It's quite another if you are making out with him. Now, I think what you have to decide for yourself is what you want. Do you want to be "friends with benefits"? Because you don't strike me as that kind of kid. Do you want him to be your boyfriend? Do you want to be just friends? It's something you need to think about, mon ami. Personally, I haven't seen you two together enough to weigh in on what I think the two of you are. What's more important is how you feel. You're the only one who knows the answer to that."

Re: Sooooo NFB!

[anole-x.livejournal.com]

Victor twirled a French Free in his ketchup, thinking about what Pip has said. I really like spending time with Walter. Last night...last night was a lot of fun. I mean, he's sweet, he's fun, and...y'know, he's stopped smoking so much around me, too, he realised, brightening a little. He's always supportive of me, and makes me laugh. Plus...I just love the way I feel when I'm around him. And kissing him was so...perfect!

However, he fell back down to Earth when he remembered something: But he has a boyfriend. He loves someone, and it's not me. But then why did he kiss me? Why does he flirt with me? Could he feel the same way?

Victor sighed again, and finally ate the French Free. "I think I know what I want, Pip, but even if it's what I really want, I can't have it. He's taken."

Re: Sooooo NFB!

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

Pip laughs and baps Victor on the forehead. "Is he married? He's fourteen years old, Victor. It's not a binding commitment. And anyway, it's a long distance relationship now." He grins. "If he really is committed, they obviously have an open enough relationship that allows them to stick their tongues down others throats." He took a sip of iced tea. "Talk to him about it. He obviously doesn't have a problem making out with ya. Maybe there's troubles on the front with his boyfriend?"

Re: Sooooo NFB!

[anole-x.livejournal.com]

"Maybe..." Victor said. "I didn't really think of that. But does that mean he's using me to get back at his boyfriend?"

Re: Sooooo NFB!

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

Pip smirked. "Well, it's been known to happen. Personally, I highly doubt it. THat'd be a cruel thing to do to a person and it'd be very out of character for Walter to do something like that. He's not that kind of guy."

Re: Sooooo NFB!

[anole-x.livejournal.com]

"That's good," Victor replied. He looked at his watch and saw that lunch was almost over. "We gotta get going," he said, gathering all of his trash onto his tray. "But thanks a lot, Pip. You're the greatest."