Lunch

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Yuoo hefe-a mede-a it thruoogh zee veek my leettle-a doompleengs. Cungretooleshuns!

Tudey's Menoo is:

Cheeckee-a in da beskee-a!

The Chef takes one of his chickens (named Gloria) and tosses her into the basketball hoop he has placed in the cafeteria. He obviously scores since he has been doing this since the seventies.

French Freees

Tacu Seled

S'mures!

Comments

[swerval_zero]

Zero leads the band into the cafeteria. "Now, the safest thing to do is not to eat anything unless you see someone else eating it, and nothing bad seems to be happening to them."


"Why?" Toby asked. "You get a lot of food poisoning here?"

"Er. Something like that, yeah." Zero considers her options and decides the French fries look safest.