El Luncho

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Eh Thoorsdey. Zee must rumunteec dey ooff zee veek iff I du sey su myselff. I met Des Schneetzel oon a Thoorsdey. It ves in Berleen und she-a ves a shoogurl et a cloob celled "Das Boobies"...vell, I vun't gu intu zee rest.

Tudey's menoo is:

Mecurunee und Cheese-a

Beked Putetu

"Hi Dad" Suoop ((OOC: Cool points if you know where that is from.))

Apple-a Piee-a

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[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

Pip raised his eyebrows. That did sound pretty terrible. "Jeeze. If you describe something as fast it must be really fast." He takes a drag off his cigarette. "And shiny shoes. Hm. I guess I could play ametuer psychologist here and suggest that maybe you've got some sort of weird memory connected with shiny shoes?"

He taps his cigarette on an ashtray. "Anything else in the dream?"

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter muttered, not looking up from his food.

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

Pip blinked. Well, as much as one can blink with one eye. He leaned over. "I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you. What did it have?"

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"A ruler! A ruler! It had a ruler!" Walter snapped, then looked around in embarrassment. "Sorry."

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"What about a ruler?" Said Pippi joining two of her favorite fellows for lunch with some "Hi Dad" suoop.

"You guys have a queen right?" She said. And opened her drink.

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter whipped around in his seat and flushed bright red.

"A ruler... yeah, a queen. I hear England has a queen. Where and when I'm from, we still have a king."

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi's smile bloomed into the usual impish grin at Walter's blushing. You don't know what she's thinking, but she probably has the wrong idea.

"Uh huh." *sip* "So what are you two scallawags talking about." *sip* "And will it end in more detention?"

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"Not this." Walter latched onto the opportunity for a subject change. "But I did find out that bouganvillea is a fast-growing thorny vine.

"Hey Pippi, you're strong, right? What do you think about some sort of contest of strength between you and another student? It would fit in well with the race Yuffie and I are planning."

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Well yes. I am quite strong. It has been said that I am the strongest girl in the world... But after spending time around here I think mebbe I must admit to simply being the strongest girl in MY world."

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, it's hard to tell around here. Yuffie and I are going to race, we're thinking about getting some people to compete with magic. An old fashioned strong man... errr... strong person competition is usually a good draw."

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"When are you thinking of having this little competition? Because I'm still waiting on amazon to deliver the rest of the books and DVDs so I can figure out how strong I am."

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"I'm not sure yet. We need a witch to help us cover one of the dorm walls in thorns and we need to get more people interested." So I think you have time for that. We're going to try to make this fairly big.

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

Pip waves. "Hey Pippi, how have you been?" He looks thoughtful. "I think there's a chess set somewhere that has a quee," he says, not sure if Walter wants to reveal the details of his nightmare to anyone else.

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Ohhh chess!" *sip* "Never played."

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

Pip scratches the back of his head. "A ruler? Huh. And this ruler was dangerous to you?"

He rubs his chin. "Think it was, I dunno, a premonition or something?"

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"A premonition of shiny shoes and a ruler?" Walter digs at the surface of the table with his fork. "Nah, I'm just having weird dreams. I mean, I hunt vampires - what's scary about dress shoes and a ruler?"

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

Pip shrugs. "I dunno. What's scary about a fourteen-year old in a butler's outfit who has some wire around with him? Underestimating people's dangerous, ya know?" he takes another bite of his food. "But if you don't think it's a big deal, it's probably not. I mean, dreams are weird. they usually don't make a lot of sense. Your brain probably just started a fear response for some random reason. Hell, maybe you thought of shiny dress shoes because you wear shiny dress shoes."

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"It's just a dream. I'm not a witch or a psychic." Walter pushed his tray aside and pulled a pack of cigarettes out of his waistcoat, passing it to Pip after grabbing a cigarette for himself.

"It was probably just to remind me that I haven't polished my shoes in a couple of days."

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

Pip lights up his cigarette and nods. "Sort of a 'inner butler' reminding you to not slack off here, right?"

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, that's probably it. I've been treating this more like a hunting trip in the field having fun than being at home being responsible. I've just been really enjoying myself, you know?"