"Ah, of course. Rory Gilmore must be your daughter. I've heard her name on the radio, scandal around campus, I'm sure she's a wonderful girl when she isn't defiling Jedi."

He prattles on, unaware that he's being a socially-inept idiot. "However, considering your age, and the age you must have been when you had Rory, statistically your pregnancy in all likelihood could be more difficult this time, and your husband is correct in his position, scientifically. The added precautions are probably best for your child."