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School Announcements, 1/10/06
Smith begins the daily announcements.
"Welcome, my friends, to the show that begins again. As sands through the hour glass, these are the days of your academic lives. Some points to direct your collective attentions.
One, Professor Dream is now offering limited independant study courses in languages. Please contact him directlyand get him to tell me the codes to Zion if you are interested.
Two, A second reminder that Doctor House is seeking blood samples from both students and faculty. Note, these samples are surrendered on a totally voluntary basis. We are not forcing anyone to give up their disgusting precious bodily fluids.
Three, I would remind that while I am around to aide you in your issues, we have a very capable Vice Principal and Deans of both students and faculty. Do you really wish to jump over their head and speak to me?
Four, We already have three students assigned to detention this weekend. I am disgusted by the filthy behaviour of the student body. I can smell it. It permeates the very air I breathe. I pray that we do not have even more disciplinary issues today.
That is all, students and faculty. Please resume yourpitiful daily lives."
"Welcome, my friends, to the show that begins again. As sands through the hour glass, these are the days of your academic lives. Some points to direct your collective attentions.
One, Professor Dream is now offering limited independant study courses in languages. Please contact him directly
Two, A second reminder that Doctor House is seeking blood samples from both students and faculty. Note, these samples are surrendered on a totally voluntary basis. We are not forcing anyone to give up their disgusting precious bodily fluids.
Three, I would remind that while I am around to aide you in your issues, we have a very capable Vice Principal and Deans of both students and faculty. Do you really wish to jump over their head and speak to me?
Four, We already have three students assigned to detention this weekend. I am disgusted by the filthy behaviour of the student body. I can smell it. It permeates the very air I breathe. I pray that we do not have even more disciplinary issues today.
That is all, students and faculty. Please resume your