Wrestling Club!

[wrestlingsavant.livejournal.com]

Hi kids!

I've just been hired! Yay!

I just wanna get all the names of you who want to wrestle. It doesn't matter who or what you are, you'll all be accepted! Once we get everyone together, we can figure when it'd be good to hold practice, so no one gets left out, cause being left out isn't fun. ::chews on thumb a little::

Oh! And I'm gonna need a student coach, to help me so I can learn everyone's name faster, and make sure to take attendance, and maybe to go get me juice boxes when I'm thirsty.

My name is Coach Eugene, and I'm here to teach you how to wrestle!

Our current roster can be found Here!

Edit 1: Oh! And now I'm promising Juice Boxes and Orange Slices at every meeting!
Edit 2: Oh, we'll be meeting on fridays, 3:30-5:30. Hope that's okay with everybody!

Comments

[conathon.livejournal.com]

Sign me up, Coach and if you need my help, I'll be glad to help.

[wrestlingsavant.livejournal.com]

You're in! Oh, and I guess cause you offered first, you get to be student coach. You'll get your own special hat and whistle and clipboard and everything. Thanks for signing up! ::big hug::

[conathon.livejournal.com]

But I ain't gettin' you no juice, we'll just buy them in stock so you never run out. Alright?

*squirms*
Where's that whistle of mine?

[wrestlingsavant.livejournal.com]

Oh, here. ::hands him a rather large whistle. It is translucent pink plastic, so you can see the little rattling ball inside::

::grins::

You're gonna make a good coach, just like me!

[conathon.livejournal.com]

A PINK WHISTLE?! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME. Can I buy another one? *huffs*

Really.

[wrestlingsavant.livejournal.com]

I... I... I... ::gets a little teary::

I guess, if you don't like the whistle ::big swallow:: ::short pause::

::brightening a little::

Can I use that one, then? I was sharing the best one for my helper, cause helpers deserve to be treated good and nice. I have this boring old metal one that I was gonna use, but if you want it more than the pink one, you can have it! ::grin::

[conathon.livejournal.com]

Yes, you can have it, sir. I'm sorry I made you sad but..pink doesn't fit the bill, ya see?

*hands him the pink whistle*

We need to get together and think of a day for practice..I'm pretty chauk full on Thursdays. I ain't commin' in the middle of the night, either. Unless you bribe me with smokes and booze, then we'll talk. *cheeses*

[wrestlingsavant.livejournal.com]

::hands over the shiny metal whistle::

Yeah, definitely not thursdays. And I'm busy Mondays... so maybe we should meet on fridays? That way everyone no one has to go to class with bruises or anything! Yeah!

[e-verdigris.livejournal.com]

Despite my grave, if you'll pardon the weak pun, misgivings, I would like to join the wrestling club.

[wrestlingsavant.livejournal.com]

Welcome! Hopefully you'll enjoy yourself, I really do hope you have fun and learn and all that. Thanks for joining!

[scissors--.livejournal.com]

it doesn't matter who or what you are? That's awesome, i wanna wrestle!!




okay, maybe not 0.o

[wrestlingsavant.livejournal.com]

I suppose we could figure something out about the... hands...
No handicap is insur... insurm... not able to be gotten over, yeah!
We could put big pads on them, or, like, a whole bunch of fluffy teddy bears, or, something.

I don't want anyone who wants to wrestle to be turned away, okay?

[scissors--.livejournal.com]

oooh yes, covering my hands scissors hands in fluffy teddy bears seems like a good idea, thank you :) I'm so glad i can still be part of this

[wrestlingsavant.livejournal.com]

Welcome to the team! I better go ask the school for the proper materials so we can make sure the other students are safe, okay! You'll be just fine! ::big hug::

[-farmboy-.livejournal.com]

Wrestling Club? I may enjoy that. Sign me up.

[wrestlingsavant.livejournal.com]

Welcome to the team! Please, tell you friends, and your family, and your other friends, and anyone else about the team. We could use a few more people...

[-farmboy-.livejournal.com]

My family's dead and I don't have any friends, except for Buttercup, but she's not really a friend is she? And she lives in Florin, so that's a bit of a commute.

I'll keep my eye out for anyone interested.

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

*grim smile* Can't rely on Security for everything . . . sign me up.

[wrestlingsavant.livejournal.com]

There's a problem with security? Well, if anyone tries to hurt anyone, I'll just punch them out, like Mike Tyson punched out Shawn Michaels at Wrestlemania! That was awesome!

Oh... and you're on the team! Yay! ::big hug::