Study Hall -- Monday, September 12th

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

Welcome to today's Study Hall, kids. For all you new students, Study Hall is an open daily post for me to make announcements and for students who are not in class to mingle, study, eat lunch, explore the lunch, cause incredible amounts of trouble that make me want to fucking fill them full of ammo, and other non-class-related activities.

Today's announcements:

-- New students should make sure they are signed up for three classes and an extracurricular activity (part-time jobs count). They must post once a week in each class they have (or more, depending on the teacher's guidelines, but that's a school requirement). Keep that in mind when taking a class.

-- Our first detention will be this weekend. For you newbies, detention is a room you never want to enter unless you were planning on losing limbs in this lifetime. If there are any teachers who wish to run detention this weekend, that would really help, as the principal will probably be (OOC: Off celebrating her mun's birthday early ... woohoo!) otherwise occupied.

-- Reports are coming from the cafeteria that after a rather strange taste-testing incident this morning, the staff recommends that you do not eat the chicken salad sandwiches. From what I heard, everybody who's tried them has turned into a chicken. Let's not overwhelm the school nurse with an overabundance of shape-shifting poultry today, shall we?

-- There's been a reported sighting of a zombie on the third floor of the dorm. Whoever raised the dead on school property without the proper paperwork will be immediately given detention this weekend. Oh, and if somebody could wrangle the zombie, that'd be nice.

EDIT: Also, by request ... fandomhighicons.

Comments

[connie-the-kid.livejournal.com]

Pretty much the embodiment of all evil where I come from. He killed a lot of people and then became president and now he's dead but he was twice before so I think he'll be back soon. Also he cloned himself and put his brain into a clone body and then claimed to be his own son.

Oh yeah and he knew about a huge intergalactic war before it happened and didn't tell anyone.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Cool. Think he'll want to join with you?

[connie-the-kid.livejournal.com]

From what I heard there's a young version of him around here somewhere, but noone's heard from him in a while. My other dad's the Gym teacher but he vanished too... I don't want to think of the implications of that.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Well, can't be helped.

You sound like prime Junior Achiever material though. I like your style.

[connie-the-kid.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I think. Any ideas when we meet or is it gonna be one of those chronal fliuduty thingies?

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

First meeting might be tomorrow night. I'll email you or something.

[connie-the-kid.livejournal.com]

Okay.