Study Hall -- Monday, September 12th

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

Welcome to today's Study Hall, kids. For all you new students, Study Hall is an open daily post for me to make announcements and for students who are not in class to mingle, study, eat lunch, explore the lunch, cause incredible amounts of trouble that make me want to fucking fill them full of ammo, and other non-class-related activities.

Today's announcements:

-- New students should make sure they are signed up for three classes and an extracurricular activity (part-time jobs count). They must post once a week in each class they have (or more, depending on the teacher's guidelines, but that's a school requirement). Keep that in mind when taking a class.

-- Our first detention will be this weekend. For you newbies, detention is a room you never want to enter unless you were planning on losing limbs in this lifetime. If there are any teachers who wish to run detention this weekend, that would really help, as the principal will probably be (OOC: Off celebrating her mun's birthday early ... woohoo!) otherwise occupied.

-- Reports are coming from the cafeteria that after a rather strange taste-testing incident this morning, the staff recommends that you do not eat the chicken salad sandwiches. From what I heard, everybody who's tried them has turned into a chicken. Let's not overwhelm the school nurse with an overabundance of shape-shifting poultry today, shall we?

-- There's been a reported sighting of a zombie on the third floor of the dorm. Whoever raised the dead on school property without the proper paperwork will be immediately given detention this weekend. Oh, and if somebody could wrangle the zombie, that'd be nice.

EDIT: Also, by request ... fandomhighicons.

Comments

[alchemy-4-arson.livejournal.com]

"What are your plans involving that you wonder if I might interfere?"

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Angelus heaves a put-upon sigh. "Look, if you see me, say, stalking a certain ex of mine are you going to get in my face about it or aren't you?"

[alchemy-4-arson.livejournal.com]

Roy is surprised. "You want to stalk your ex? That's it? You go right ahead. I thought this club was more exciting stuff than stalking people who dump you." He stops and gets concerned for a moment. After all, he might want to get in the way. Depending.

"Wait, first--who is your ex anyway?"

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

"Didn't say that was all it was about, junior," Angelus says. "But since you apparently needed it in retard, I was happy to oblige. And my ex is the Slayer. Buffy Summers. White hat. Why?"

[alchemy-4-arson.livejournal.com]

"Oh, okay, whatever then," he says with a dismissive gesture. "Don't know Buffy Summers, don't care about your dementia problems when it comes to girls. I was thinking of someone else. Anyway, I might stick around. Or I might not. I don't really see how this club can help with my goals, being as my goals are long-term and involve my world (which this place certainly is not), but there's no point in being totally bored while I'm here. Sign me up. But I warn you, I'm a dog person, so I won't kill puppies."

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

"If you're into controlling, destroying, or somehow screwing up the world, this is the club for you," Angelus says. "If you mean to do it really painfully, I'll be willing to ignore the puppy thing."

[alchemy-4-arson.livejournal.com]

Roy considers how to answer this, and goes for vague but hinty.

"Control is not inherently good or bad. My world could do with changes. I've spent some time thinking about how to make it happen." He stops, then grins a little. "Besides, I'm an alchemist. That means I can make alcohol. Without having to pay a penny. Lots of alcohol."



(( OOC: Roy does sort of start an entire revolution and tries to overthrow his government and assassinate his boss... when he's 30. He's only 16 now, and hasn't really gotten that far yet. But who knows, this club could get him to the right mindset...))

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Angelus considers it. "Alcohol, huh? We might have a use for you. Can you do anything else with that alchemy of yours?"

[alchemy-4-arson.livejournal.com]

"Oooh... lots of things. Alchemy is the science of equivalent exchange. I can take anything of a certain mass and subtance, and rearrange its chemical components to something of equal mass and volume, and similar properties. Water into wine is beginner stuff."

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

"Huh. What can you do with blood?"

[alchemy-4-arson.livejournal.com]

"Dye it? Not much, probably. I'd have to look it up, but anything involving actual blood, not synthesized blood, means human alchemy. Human alchemy is theoretically possible, but in practical application it's completely impossible."

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

"Well that's disappointing. Still, alcohol. I'll keep in touch."