Study Hall -- Monday, September 12th

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

Welcome to today's Study Hall, kids. For all you new students, Study Hall is an open daily post for me to make announcements and for students who are not in class to mingle, study, eat lunch, explore the lunch, cause incredible amounts of trouble that make me want to fucking fill them full of ammo, and other non-class-related activities.

Today's announcements:

-- New students should make sure they are signed up for three classes and an extracurricular activity (part-time jobs count). They must post once a week in each class they have (or more, depending on the teacher's guidelines, but that's a school requirement). Keep that in mind when taking a class.

-- Our first detention will be this weekend. For you newbies, detention is a room you never want to enter unless you were planning on losing limbs in this lifetime. If there are any teachers who wish to run detention this weekend, that would really help, as the principal will probably be (OOC: Off celebrating her mun's birthday early ... woohoo!) otherwise occupied.

-- Reports are coming from the cafeteria that after a rather strange taste-testing incident this morning, the staff recommends that you do not eat the chicken salad sandwiches. From what I heard, everybody who's tried them has turned into a chicken. Let's not overwhelm the school nurse with an overabundance of shape-shifting poultry today, shall we?

-- There's been a reported sighting of a zombie on the third floor of the dorm. Whoever raised the dead on school property without the proper paperwork will be immediately given detention this weekend. Oh, and if somebody could wrangle the zombie, that'd be nice.

EDIT: Also, by request ... fandomhighicons.

Comments

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

A detective agency, huh?

*looks at her suspiciously*

That sounds like something... good.

[lauraholt.livejournal.com]

You could look at it that way, most generally do. On the otherhand, if you watch TV, in many detective-related shows, the detectives end up in jail or on the run. Either way it's a dangerous job.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

I suppose. But you could say I've got this deep-seated dislike of people who choose careers in that industry. It's a whole helping the helpless thing that makes me wanna throw up this great cup of coffee that Melvin gave me.

So when you say you want to be a private dick, I say I need a little bit more than that to make sure you're really Junior Achievement material.

[lauraholt.livejournal.com]

Well if it makes you feel better, if P.I.'s were to really help the helpless...they wouldn't charge them money for it now would they?

Something else huh? *ponders for a moment* In saying I would do practically anything to reach my goals...would that satisfy your curiosity and meet the requirements?

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Okay, grafting the helpless sounds like fun. As does the practically anything.

Have a seat. Let's talk.

[lauraholt.livejournal.com]

*sits down, feeling smug*

Alright, let's talk then. What do you wanna know? (and if it's the anything part: use your imagination).

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Believe me, I was using my imagination from the moment I saw you in that skirt.

But tell me what you think you can do for Junior Achievers. You want to be a detective, I take it doing a little spywork wouldn't be out of the realm of possibility?

[lauraholt.livejournal.com]

*glares* Oh i'll bet!

A lot of spywork wouldn't be either. Tailing and gathering information are just two of the things I do best.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

*Innocent look at the glare.*

Hey, don't advertise what you're not selling.

And spywork sounds good. You have any skill with weapons?

[lauraholt.livejournal.com]

If I wasn't so interested in this club...*bites tongue*

Living in LA what would you expect? I know how to shoot a gun and I know how to swing a bat/bottle/whatever's handy.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Now you're talking my language. Ever do any of that for fun?

[lauraholt.livejournal.com]

For practice sometimes and at random object when certain people piss me off. Why do for fun what you have to do for work? Sorry to disappoint.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

S'okay. I'm sure there's other ways we can occupy our time.

[lauraholt.livejournal.com]

If you're thinking anything beyond club activites, you are woefully mistaken - I'm spoken for.

I need to head off for my next class, have we decided on a time or place to meet each week yet?

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Not yet, still working on the details. I'll let you know, pumpkin.