Study Hall (12/14/2005)

[romanywitch]

After office hours, Jenny unlocked the door into Study Hall, maneuvered her containers of coffee, bagels, and cream cheese for the students, then set up her laptop and started working.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/]

Faith does laugh at this.

"It's a toaster! It's evil! I should slay it and follow my destiny!"

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty looks at Faith in utter disbelief. He slams his fist down on the table.

"All it does is bring delicious buttery toast into the world! And making rhymes to amuse those who walk by! Damn it! I heard it say you were hot! How can you deny a toaster that has the hots heating coils for you?!"

[http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/]

"It's a sexual harasser! It's rude! It's a machine that TALKS! Such things should not be, man!"


((And you have killed me DEAD))

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty leans into with with a dark look on his face. "My GOD woman! Have you ever tasted it's toast? It's a thing of beauty. It's... dare I call it?? Yes! I dare! It's an art. I can't believe you'd call it a mere machine. Something that creates something so golden brown and delicious can't be evil. IT CAN'T!!"

((*sniff* and yet you're leaving us. WAH!!! *glomps*))

[http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/]

"It's a breakfast food," Faith says flatly. "You're insane."

She shakes her head. "Also- ruining my day! Thanks for that!"

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"Breakfast food? Is that all you think? Because yes I did forget to take my anti-psychotics this morning Then clearly we'll never see you and toasty get nekkid eye to eye on this issue. I thought you were more open minded Faith. I mean really. And I'm sorry your day was ruined because we needed to run and save another sentient life form."

[http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/]

Faith stared at him. "Right then. Have fun with your horny toaster. And your horny vampire. And your horny vampire. Be careful what you eat." She shook her head. "And what? I'm wicked open minded. S'not my fault that you think that a toaster is a real person. Christ, maybe if you wish to a fairy, it'll be a real boy."

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"I never said Toasty was a person. Toasty's a toaster. And even if there was a fairy *claps because he believes in fairies I wouldn't want to change Toasty into a boy. Unless he still rhymed. And made toast."