History Classes (12-13-05)

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Dewey has a little cymbal crashing monkey on his desk. He continually winds it up and then laughs a little as it smashes its little cymbals together. He eventually stops when it is time for class to begin.

History of the Ancient World

"Mummies. So, like, they were preserved dead people. But they all look so ugly now, so why did they bother? Also, what would you do if people, like, put on gas masks and came up to you, asking if you were their mummy? That'd creep the bajeezez outta me, kids."

East Asian History

"Kublai Khan versus Genghis Khan, Thunderdome style. Who would win?"

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[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

[anextimeagent.livejournal.com]

*dies*

[prof-cregg.livejournal.com]

[[can I please be a student of Dewey's? Please? omg *diez from the funny*]]

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

Alanna stared. "Um, sir? I'm leaving this Friday, will we have a final?"

[persian-eunuch.livejournal.com]

Bagoas looks puzzled. He doesn't volunteer an answer.

Independent Study For History of the Ancient World

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Phoebe stares into space fr a moment, then she smiles. She focuses on the teacher.

"Ancient Egyptians mummified their dead because they believed that if they didn't preserve the body, then their soul wouldn't have a place to reside in the afterlife." She wrinkles her nose. "And people in gas masks are creepy no matter what they're doing."

Independent Study For East Asian History

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"Kublai Khan, no doubt about it. Ghenghis would rush in to fight. Kublai Khan would call in his generals one by one and watch as they died and tired Ghenghis out. Then, when Ghenghis was exhausted and his generals had done all of the hard work, Kublai Khan would deliver the finishing blow."

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History of the Ancient World: Logan just laughs about the whole mummy thing, and thinks of last Saturday's new episode of Tutenstein (http://www.kidzworld.com/site/p4277.htm).