Ash's Art Appreciation, Studio Session #Whatever

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

If anyone enters the classroom suddenly, they would've noticed Ash lacing his coffee with something from a shiny silver flask before tucking it away in his shirt. He seems perfectly normal today, otherwise. Calm, wearing a suit and tie, and smiling. He has no materials laid out, and has written instructions on the board.

"Share the most artistic thing a person can do without paint, pencil, or sculpting material. Bonus points for a demonstration. Automatic A in the class for demonstrating on the teacher."

Ash sits, smiling smugly, sipping his coffee, awaiting the students ideas to be shared and unaware of the possible sexual harassment charges.

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After Class

[fh_jackass]

"Professor Ash!" Logan stepped in the classroom as the other students were leaving. "May I have a moment of your time?"

Re: After Class

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

"Yeah kid? What can I do your for?"

Re: After Class

[fh_jackass]

"My friend Xander and I are working on an extra-curricular project involving the artistic nature of erotica. Unfortunately, some of the books we need for this are in the Special Collections part of the library. We were hoping you might provide us a teacher's note so we could access these books." Logan gave Ash an almost-innocent smile.

Re: After Class

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

"Artistic nature of whatotica?" Ash shrugs. "Nevermind, I'm sure it's something I wouldn't understand. You want a note, I can write you a note. Good to see kids working hard to learn and stuff."

Ash then pulls out an official Fandom High piece of stationary and a pen, and begins writing the note. "Erm, kid? I'm gonna need full names for those allowed, here."

Re: After Class

[fh_jackass]

"Logan Echolls and Alexander Harris. We need access to the Erotica Section - that's e-r-o-t-i-c-a - of Special Collections," Logan said, watching Ash write.

Re: After Class

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

(ooc: *snerk* Clever!)

Re: After Class

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

Ash then writes the note as follows.

Dear Mr. Librarian,

Logan Echolls and Alexander Harris are working on a spiffy final project involving art. They will be accessing the erotica section of Special Collections, with my approval and permission. They are studious and hard-working students, and will be very responisble and artistic in their studious studies. Thank you.

-Ashley J. Williams, Art Teacher.

He hands the note over to Logan. "There ya go, kid. Knock yourself out with the books."

Re: After Class

[fh_jackass]

"Thank you, sir," Logan said, offering his hand for shaking.

Re: After Class

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

Ash shakes the hand and nods. "You're welcome. Anything I can do for learning, I will."